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Australia Man Inadvertently Creates Viral 'Magpie god' While Trying to Scare Birds From His Backyard
The Pet Zealot ^ | November 20, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 11/20/2023 9:44:24 AM PST by allen592

An Australian man's unconventional attempt to scare magpies away from his backyard using a homemade scarecrow has resulted in an unexpected turn of events. Despite its eerie resemblance to a leftover Halloween decoration, the man believes that the birds were actually flocking to his garden to worship what they perceived as a magpie deity.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: animals; australia; birds; blogpimp; donate; juststop; magpie; magpiegod; spammer
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1 posted on 11/20/2023 9:44:24 AM PST by allen592
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2 posted on 11/20/2023 9:49:32 AM PST by Alas Babylon! (Repeal the Patriot Act; Abolish the DHS; reform FBI top to bottom!)
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To: allen592

Anthropomorphism run amuck.


3 posted on 11/20/2023 9:49:59 AM PST by marktwain
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That worked out well.


4 posted on 11/20/2023 9:52:37 AM PST by Fido969 (45 is Superman! )
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To: Alas Babylon!

Magpies are a real threat to people in Australia. They aggressively defend their territory, which might be your sidewalk or back yard, by swooping down to peck at your face and eyes. They are much worse than drop bears.


5 posted on 11/20/2023 9:53:20 AM PST by PUGACHEV
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To: Alas Babylon!

If this were an episode of Twilight Zone, he would begin to order the magpies to destroy his competitors crops, then to kill his enemies, and they would eventually turn on him to kill him or maybe peck out his eyes.


6 posted on 11/20/2023 9:53:46 AM PST by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest hole. You had so much to offer, why didya offer your sou?)
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To: allen592

I wonder if we can scare birds away with life like statues of Colonel Sanders?


7 posted on 11/20/2023 10:17:37 AM PST by zeestephen (Trump "Lost" By 43,000 Votes - Spread Across Three States - GA, WI, AZ)
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Burning Man for birds


8 posted on 11/20/2023 10:18:54 AM PST by bigbob
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Old bean
9 posted on 11/20/2023 10:23:37 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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Bad attempt at creating an owl. Great attempt at creating a giant magpie.


10 posted on 11/20/2023 10:23:42 AM PST by madison10 (He watching over Israel slumbers not, nor sleeps.)
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11 posted on 11/20/2023 10:26:16 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: allen592

Good thing he didn’t make a Lord of the Flies.


12 posted on 11/20/2023 10:26:48 AM PST by omega4412
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Bad attempt at creating an owl.

Those plastic owls are a joke the birds just perch and poop on them.

13 posted on 11/20/2023 10:39:38 AM PST by usurper (AI was born with a birth defect.)
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Those plastic owls are a joke the birds just perch and poop on them.

An Osprey used to sit next to mine on the garden fence, I think perhaps it was mating season.

14 posted on 11/20/2023 10:41:37 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: I-ambush

Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits

Now there are some great shows. The Outer Limits had Demon With the Glass Hand, and, of course, The Inheritors. The Inheritors is the only two-episode story. The story is incredible, and Robert Duvall plays a fantastic role in it.

https://youtu.be/ETGSzg-o05k?si=OJ5fIi5UpaSrJgxM


15 posted on 11/20/2023 10:41:43 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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He needs a small, aggressive, yappy dog.


16 posted on 11/20/2023 10:49:57 AM PST by Fai Mao ( Starve the Beast and steal its food)
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To: allen592

Minneapolis made a thug God a few years ago. Uneducated violent anti social sub humans worship him.


17 posted on 11/20/2023 10:50:47 AM PST by Ikeon (I stopped going to my family doctor whenever I felt sick. I've never been healthier. .)
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18 posted on 11/20/2023 11:05:11 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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You must have one helluva fence!.................

19 posted on 11/20/2023 11:06:49 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Ikeon

Jesse Ventura?.........................


20 posted on 11/20/2023 11:07:19 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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