Posted on 11/15/2023 3:27:10 PM PST by DFG
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After spending five minutes in the room with President Biden, President Xi Jinping made the call to go ahead and invade Taiwan.
"This has been very enlightening, now if you'll excuse me for a moment," said President Xi, stepping out of the room. "Oh man, that was so hard to keep a straight face! Woo. Okay, someone get me the army chief, it's a green light all the way."
According to sources, the meeting started off with President Biden offering to show President Xi how to use a fork. "Can you say 'fork'? We use these for eating here in America," explained Biden. "You'll find it so much easier eating your delicious General Tso's chicken with a fork than with those little sticks. Speaking of, would you like to hear me play 'Chopsticks' on the piano?"
President Xi graciously allowed Biden to play the piano before stepping out to make his call. "Yeah, we're good," said a chuckling President Xi to his Defense Minister. "Nothing to worry about here. Like, nothing. I have to go listen to some racist piano playing - will explain later, happy invasion!"
At publishing time, First Lady Jill Biden had called President Biden to see how his meeting with the "breakfast eggroll" was going.
In addition; after a brief tour of San Francisco Xi said; Xit, this is one of America’s great cities? We have nothing to worry about.”
What a stupid article..
BUWHAHAHAHA!
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Unfortunately, much of their satire isn't far removed from the truth, like this.
“What a stupid article..”
What a stupid post.
Xi told Biden that Ukraine belongs to Putin.
You DO know what “Babylon Bee” is, don’t you?
Heck I thought it was going to say after 2 hours, Xi decides to invade the US to save the population from the corruption of the Biden administration.
Babylon Bee has very funny headlines.
The articles don’t always live up to them.
The genius is in coming up with those headlines.
THAT was a belly laugh, whooo thanks!
I never read the articles. It’s all about the headline!
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