Posted on 11/07/2023 10:01:06 AM PST by DFG
KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is calling for the immediate suspension of Presidential elections in his country, so that he may focus all his efforts on fighting to protect democracy in Ukraine.
"We must suspend democracy to save democracy," said Zelensky during his weekly fundraising telethon. "If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy, we might lose our democracy. And our billions of sweet, sweet American dollars. And my superyacht in Dubai... anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, it's time to cancel elections so I may remain president indefinitely."
Sources say Zelensky can be trusted to resume the democratic process in Ukraine as soon as the war has ended in three to fifty years. "Zelensky is a paragon of virtue and spotless moral leadership, without the slightest stain of corruption," said a spokesperson from the State Department. "We totally trust him."
"We are facing the greatest evil the world has ever faced," continued Zelensky. "Putin is the devil incarnate. He cheats on elections so he can remain president forever! It's horrible!"
At publishing time, the Biden Administration had expressed support for the move, with some administration officials looking into the possibility of doing that in America as well.
But wait a minute, I thought Putin was the evil dictator?
Too close to truth for satire.
It’s never a good time for an election when you’re in control
Welcome to the wonderful world of Doublespeak.
"1984" was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a blueprint.
Which brand of Democrazy is he fighting for? Democrazy is usually whatever the fascist leaders want it to be.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Thats what our guys will try to tell us shortly.
I won’t be buying it.
It is always bad for the petty tyrant to allow an election when he knows he will lose.
Can’t have that.
This is getting to Bee a habit.
To his credit, even Lincoln did not interfere with elections.
Biden’s exact thoughts!
I thought this was CNN.
“We must suspend democracy to save democracy,”
said Zelensky during his weekly fundraising telethon.
“If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy, we lose:
<><>Ukranian democracy,
<><>billions of sweet, sweet American dollars,
<><>my superyacht in Dubai...
<><>and Mrs Zelensky’s beloved shopping trips to Paris.
I thought it was biden... (and the other 2)
So an anti-Democracy act is done to focus on promoting Democracy? What???
The bee got me! Every Ukrainian should be a millionaire by now!
ROTFLMBO!!
“If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy, we might lose our democracy. “
Zelenskyy’s definition of democracy, is the same as the Democrats, scam as much money as you can from U.S. taxpayers.
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