Hamas Disappointed Liberals Don't Believe They Massacred Jews After They Went To All The Trouble To Livestream It

The Babylon Bee ^ | Oct 14, 2023 | BabylonBee.com

[E. Pluribus Unum]

GAZA — Members of the terrorist organization Hamas were left frustrated after hearing many leftists in the United States and throughout the world were skeptical that Hamas had brutally massacred over 1,300 Jewish civilians after Hamas had put serious effort into livestreaming the atrocities.

"What's a guy have to do around here to get credit for mass murder?" asked Hamas terrorist Durka Mohammed. "We provide video after video clearly identifying our victims as helpless women and children, we film the execution, we leave the bodies out for evidence...what more do you people want from us??"

Despite the live video evidence from Hamas itself, documents from Hamas showing elementary schools as intended targets, thousands of photographs, and eyewitness testimony from both sides of the massacre, many liberals in the United States remain unconvinced that Hamas committed mass murder. "Sounds like a Jewish trick to me," said proud Democrat Dean Stinson. "Sure, it looks like Hamas is shooting women live on the internet, but I've seen movies where it looks like people get shot, and of course the Jews run Hollywood - so yeah. Plus, I heard someone say Hamas decapitated a baby, and while I've seen pictures of several babies shot to death by Hamas, I have yet to see a decapitated baby. So it's all Jewish propaganda."

At publishing time, in the wake of the remaining skepticism, Hamas members were reportedly running out of ways to definitively show how their entire goal in life was to kill Jews. "I guess we'll just have to start going door to door in America to show them in person. Actually, to be honest, that was going to be our plan all along. Surprise!"

[bobbo666]

Everyone participating in a pro-Hamas or palestinian rally is in support of murder. Just like they support pedo.
BLM is on the same side, btway.

The evil ones have been id’d. If you allow any of them into your homes you are complicit.

[Nateman]

...Hamas terrorist Durka Mohammed...

His full name is Durka Durka Mohammed.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Once again a Babylon Bee title is truer than life…

[DCBryan1]

His full name is Durka Durka Mohammed.

[knarf]

Well then . . . . . . . they'll show US.

Coming soon to a pro Palistinian rally near youj.

Murder on our streets, news at 6.

[lee martell]

Apparently, there’s no such thing as a topic that cannot be joked about.

[hoagy62]

I know this is supposed to be a joke. However, the stark reality is this: liberals do not want to believe that Hamas is capable of doing anything wrong. They figure since they are against Israel, anything they do is justified.

So, even if the evidence is presented to them right in front of their face, they refuse to believe it because, “obviously”, Hamas is right, Israel is wrong, and that’s just the way it is in their sick, twisted little minds.

[daniel1212]

Apparently, there’s no such thing as a topic that cannot be joked about.

"the purpose of a parody is to comment on or criticize the work that is the subject of the parody," (https://copyrightalliance.org/faqs/parody-considered-fair-use-satire-isnt/) and by exaggeration of sorts in giving voice to perpetrator's actions and denials of certain liberals, it actually conveys the ludicrous nature of the deniers of the latter quite effectively.

[bitt]

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[aquila48]

Parody is a form of criticism, and it’s quite effective.

[higgmeister]

Durka, Durka, Durka...

[GOPJ]

"What's a guy have to do around here to get credit for mass murder?" asked Hamas terrorist Durka Mohammed. "We provide video after video clearly identifying our victims as helpless women and children, we film the execution, we leave the bodies out for evidence...what more do you people want from us??"

ping

[metmom]

At publishing time, in the wake of the remaining skepticism, Hamas members were reportedly running out of ways to definitively show how their entire goal in life was to kill Jews. "I guess we'll just have to start going door to door in America to show them in person. Actually, to be honest, that was going to be our plan all along. Surprise!"

Yes, I know it's satire.

However, anyone who tries that in this in many parts of this country will be in for a surprise.

[metmom]

Apparently, there’s no such thing as a topic that cannot be joked about.

Satire can be funny but it doesn't always have to be, and it's not joking either.

The definition for satire is "Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose human foolishness or vice".

[Liz]

Babylon Bee......figuress.

[SunkenCiv]

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[GOPJ]

Despite the live video evidence from Hamas itself, documents from Hamas showing elementary schools as intended targets, thousands of photographs, and eyewitness testimony from both sides of the massacre, many liberals in the United States remain unconvinced that Hamas committed mass murder. "Sounds like a Jewish trick to me," said proud Democrat Dean Stinson. "Sure, it looks like Hamas is shooting women live on the internet, but I've seen movies where it looks like people get shot, and of course the Jews run Hollywood - so yeah. Plus, I heard someone say Hamas decapitated a baby, and while I've seen pictures of several babies shot to death by Hamas, I have yet to see a decapitated baby. So it's all Jewish propaganda."

Too close to how insane democrats see this to be funny. The Bee rocks this one.

[GOPJ]

There really ARE liberal democrats denying any of this happened... people wedded to the lie “Palestinians’ are the victims. If you know a democrats - send them the link to this at the Bee...

[MikelTackNailer]

The definition for satire is "Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose human foolishness or vice".

What's ironic is the liberals/leftists accusing half the country of being "election deniers" (and trying to imprison Trump for it) after the blatantly obvious steal yet they deny these atrocities despite their own controlled media rubbing their snouts in it.

I submit this as proof they're too far detached from reality to be allowed to vote for anything beyond "American Idol".