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Terror Attack on Israel Elicits Condemnation [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 October 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/13/2023 10:13:02 PM PDT by John Semmens

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) condemned Israel's vow to blockade Gaza until the hostages taken in Hamas' terror attack are freed, calling it "a war crime. Targeting civilians is a violation of the Geneva Conventions of 1949. I know that the Hamas attack targeted unarmed men, women, and children, but since when do two wrongs make a right?"

Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) condemned Israel's "cruel occupation of Palestine for the massacre of unarmed Jews. The juxtaposition of prosperity on one side of the wall between Israel and Gaza and poverty on the other is dehumanizing. It is not surprising that Palestine's champions were driven to acts of barbaric depravity by this daily demonstration of the inferiority of their society by their neighbors."

Former Vice-President Mike Pence condemned several of his rivals for the Republican presidential nomination--former President Donald Trump, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, saying that "their opposition to funding the war in Ukraine his sent a message of American weakness that has emboldened the forces of evil around the world."

Black Lives Matter Grassroots condemned "the criticism of the justifiable self-defense of the Hamas freedom fighters who struck back at the racist oppression of ethnic minorities by the Israeli government. Israel has walled them off from their ancestral lands, invaded their privacy with incessant surveillance, repelled their incursions with excessive force and superior arms, and killed 1500 jihadi soldiers."

Over 30 Harvard University student organizations condemned Israel "for provoking this entirely justified retaliation against their heinous regime." Columbia University Students for Justice in Palestine and Jewish Voice for Peace condemned "the untenable status quo wherein Israel persistently refuses to provide the water, food, medicine and electricity the people of Gaza need to survive." Students for Justice in Palestine at Northwestern University condemned "the 75 years of Israeli oppression of the Palestinian people that sparked the righteous resistance of the brave individuals that exacted an overdue vengeance."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/352194-2023-10-13-semi-news-semi-satire-october-15-2023-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: blm; pence; sanders; satire; tlaib; universitystudents

1 posted on 10/13/2023 10:13:02 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 10/13/2023 10:14:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Ah, if only this was more satire. Unfortunately it's basically real.

Nailed it again, John.

3 posted on 10/13/2023 10:50:50 PM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

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4 posted on 10/14/2023 12:12:44 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: John Semmens

Go back to sleep, Bernie.


5 posted on 10/14/2023 12:25:58 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: John Semmens

I missed where this is satire...


6 posted on 10/14/2023 12:28:25 AM PDT by piytar (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit!)
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To: John Semmens

Bernie Sanders, charter member of the Kapo Caucus, and honorary chairman of the Self-Gassing Jews Society.

I utterly despise Leftists, the self-hating Jews among them most of all.


7 posted on 10/14/2023 12:51:02 AM PDT by Ancesthntr (β€œThe right to buy weapons is the right to be free.” ― A.E. Van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: John Semmens

These idiot college students seem to miss the point that the Hamas hostages are still being held and tortured. They haven’t been returned. I have a better idea, turn over the baby killers to israel.


8 posted on 10/14/2023 5:39:39 AM PDT by Eva
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The Chairman of Blackrock Corporation noted how Gaza buildings collapsed like houses of cards when hit by F-16 and F-35 air strikes, and vowed that if given a USD 60 billion contract, he would rebuild Gaza with strict building codes. And of course, with fully certified green energy standards. And designed by trans minority architects.


9 posted on 10/14/2023 7:26:14 PM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum )
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