Posted on 10/13/2023 10:13:02 PM PDT by John Semmens
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) condemned Israel's vow to blockade Gaza until the hostages taken in Hamas' terror attack are freed, calling it "a war crime. Targeting civilians is a violation of the Geneva Conventions of 1949. I know that the Hamas attack targeted unarmed men, women, and children, but since when do two wrongs make a right?"
Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) condemned Israel's "cruel occupation of Palestine for the massacre of unarmed Jews. The juxtaposition of prosperity on one side of the wall between Israel and Gaza and poverty on the other is dehumanizing. It is not surprising that Palestine's champions were driven to acts of barbaric depravity by this daily demonstration of the inferiority of their society by their neighbors."
Former Vice-President Mike Pence condemned several of his rivals for the Republican presidential nomination--former President Donald Trump, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, saying that "their opposition to funding the war in Ukraine his sent a message of American weakness that has emboldened the forces of evil around the world."
Black Lives Matter Grassroots condemned "the criticism of the justifiable self-defense of the Hamas freedom fighters who struck back at the racist oppression of ethnic minorities by the Israeli government. Israel has walled them off from their ancestral lands, invaded their privacy with incessant surveillance, repelled their incursions with excessive force and superior arms, and killed 1500 jihadi soldiers."
Over 30 Harvard University student organizations condemned Israel "for provoking this entirely justified retaliation against their heinous regime." Columbia University Students for Justice in Palestine and Jewish Voice for Peace condemned "the untenable status quo wherein Israel persistently refuses to provide the water, food, medicine and electricity the people of Gaza need to survive." Students for Justice in Palestine at Northwestern University condemned "the 75 years of Israeli oppression of the Palestinian people that sparked the righteous resistance of the brave individuals that exacted an overdue vengeance."
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Nailed it again, John.
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Go back to sleep, Bernie.
I missed where this is satire...
Bernie Sanders, charter member of the Kapo Caucus, and honorary chairman of the Self-Gassing Jews Society.
I utterly despise Leftists, the self-hating Jews among them most of all.
These idiot college students seem to miss the point that the Hamas hostages are still being held and tortured. They haven’t been returned. I have a better idea, turn over the baby killers to israel.
The Chairman of Blackrock Corporation noted how Gaza buildings collapsed like houses of cards when hit by F-16 and F-35 air strikes, and vowed that if given a USD 60 billion contract, he would rebuild Gaza with strict building codes. And of course, with fully certified green energy standards. And designed by trans minority architects.
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