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Dems Say There Is No Border Crisis [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 October 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/02/2023 11:55:56 AM PDT by John Semmens

Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga) says "no one is illegally crossing our border with Mexico. President Biden invited them to come. The Border Patrol is cutting the barbed wire Texas illegally installed to try to keep migrants out."

Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass) told CNN's Jake Tapper that "the border is secure. The Republican claim that it is not is a lie. No one is entering illegally. The Administration is setting aside land in the National Park Service's (NPS) Gateway National Recreation Area to build housing for the people the President has authorized to enter the US."

Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) has deployed 150 National Guard Troops "to help undocumented migrants with the paperwork needed to get work and the other benefits to which our citizens are entitled. Our Statue of Liberty invites immigration. The GOP notion that immigration is illegal or excessive is a travesty. These people are an investment in America's future. All that is needed are the tax increases necessary to properly nurture this investment by funding a more balanced distribution of these new human resources throughout the nation rather than having so many concentrated in our state."

In related news, New York City Mayor Eric Adam (D) is printing millions of pamphlets urging those crossing over from Mexico to go somewhere other than his city. "These people need to know that New York City is the most expensive city in the world and that they will be better off if they go somewhere else." The high rate of illiteracy among these poor migrants poses a potential barrier to his message getting through.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: aided; hochul; illegals; invited; johnson; pressley; satire

1 posted on 10/02/2023 11:55:56 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 10/02/2023 11:57:16 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Remember Kommila’s word salad about the boarder being secured? If you translate salad to english what she was actually saying was that the boarder is as “secure as WE WANT IT TO BE. And if you don't like it go F - yourself.”
3 posted on 10/02/2023 12:04:16 PM PDT by NavyShoe
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To: John Semmens

And the rat party lies, as usual.


4 posted on 10/02/2023 12:10:42 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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Isn’t Hank concerned south Texas might start sinking in to the Gulf?


5 posted on 10/02/2023 12:11:48 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉)
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“No Border Crisis” meaning things are going as planned. They plan to ignore any laws that could deter ilegals from entering.


6 posted on 10/02/2023 12:36:58 PM PDT by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness )
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Are there enough conservatives to save the USA from total loss after the communist democrats again steal the 2024 election as they did in 2020??????


7 posted on 10/02/2023 12:58:38 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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