Skip to comments.Bolton & Biden Agree [semi-satire]
Posted on 09/30/2023 10:39:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
Trump's former National Security Adviser John Bolton warned that "a second Trump Administration would lead to a constitutional crisis. What will happen when the career people in the Department of Justice, military, and other government agencies resign en masse? It will be the demise of the permanent government institutions that have run this country for generations. Ordinary Americans will be paralyzed with fear. There will be no one to tell them how to live their lives."
In a speech commemorating the late Sen. John McCain (R-Az), President Biden lashed out at "the menace Trump and his voters pose to our democracy. Unlike those who slavishly follow Trump, Sen. McCain had the wisdom to recognize that his Party lacked the ideas and character to govern and the courage to suspend his campaign and later graciously concede the 2008 election to his opponent Barrack Obama."
"The extreme agenda of the MAGA crowd disqualifies them from ever again ascending to power in this country," Biden added. "Remember, it was Trump's supporters that demanded he have Hillary Clinton locked up for opposing his election. He didn't do it, but Obama's former Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, has warned us that 'there is no question in my mind that Trump will seek vengeance for the trials he has been put through during the Biden Administration's righteous crusade to convict him of the various crimes he has perpetrated against democracy and decency.' As your president, I am telling you it is the duty of every patriotic American to do whatever it takes to ensure that Trump will never regain power."
"It is reassuring to see that President Biden and I both see the danger that Trump poses to this country," Bolton said. "The fact that Trump is currently working to oust President Biden from the office that a record 81 million voters elected him to do proves his anti-democratic intentions. That both the President and I see this validates the truth and importance of our virtually identical messages to the voters who will be deciding whether to preserve or destroy our form of government in the 2024 election."
In related news, the FBI has rejected a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request to see the documents it seized from the Muskegon Police Department and Michigan State Police investigation of vote fraud during the 2020 election. FBI spokesman Conner Mann explained "the requested documents are part of an ongoing FBI investigation. As a matter of law, anything connected with an ongoing matter is exempt from the FOIA requirements. We don't know how long our investigation will take, but the folks at Just the News will just have to trust us on this. It's possible that someday the information they seek may be made available to them."
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85% of the whole federal gub mint is crappola and were it t.o shut down few would notice and fewer would give a damn.
Having 90% of the federal bureaucracy resign would be a good thing — after the initial turmoil. But they would never do this. Instead, if Trump is permitted to run and win (big “if”), they will stay and make total war on him and his supporters. The living hell they unleashed in his first term would be nothing — nothing! — compared to what they’ll do the second time around.
Lol. Not one single bureaucrat would resign. Outside of govt they are completely unemployable. The average SES would barely qualify to cook fries in the private sector. This is not exaggeration.
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