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Electric Vehicles Worse than We Thought [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 30 July 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/30/2023 1:15:34 PM PDT by John Semmens

It turns out that the driving range of a fully-charged electric vehicle (EV) is shorter than advertised. The exaggerated range estimates are an artifact of testing procedures specified by the Environmental Protection Agency. Customers who have complained to the manufacturers have typically been rebuffed by the very useful "mileages may vary" escape clause.

Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm emphasized that "the key thing is that these EVs burn no gasoline. Given their massive positive contribution to the reduction of fuel consumption, the President's draw down of our Strategic Petroleum Reserve doesn't look as dangerous or stupid as the Republicans have claimed."

Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg pointed out that "EVs were always a 'second-best' option to the problems caused by personal vehicle ownership. Granted, they are less polluting than a gasoline-powered car, but access to a personal vehicle is a privilege that can't be sustained indefinitely. Ultimately, these will have to be phased out for ordinary people and replaced by using public transit."

In any case, sales of EVs are lagging far behind the numbers needed to achieve President Biden's desired levels of output. Ford, for example, is projecting it will lose $3 billion on its EV operation for 2023. It sold only 62,000 EVs in 2022, but hopes to sell 600,000 in 2024 and two million in 2025. Biden called this "a noble investment in the technology of the future. I am also proud to say that through the efforts of my son Hunter, we will be able to import less expensive EVs from China where labor costs are far lower than they are here in America. These cheaper vehicles will help fill the gaps that cannot be served by domestic auto manufacturers."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; buttigieg; ford; granholm; mileage; satire

1 posted on 07/30/2023 1:15:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Sounds like they're changing their tune no EV's. They're moving from their mantra that everybody should switch to EV's and will be able to use them with no problems and they'll save the world.

Now they're saying, we'll EV's reduce the need to drain strategic reserves, and everybody should switch to public transportation anyway. (We all knew that's where they were heading with it.)

2 posted on 07/30/2023 1:20:38 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: John Semmens

Who is this “WE”?


3 posted on 07/30/2023 1:23:32 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: John Semmens

“....access to a personal vehicle is a privilege that can’t be sustained indefinitely. Ultimately, these will have to be phased out for ordinary people and replaced by using public transit.” And there you have it. Movement around our nation is a privilege.


4 posted on 07/30/2023 1:23:34 PM PDT by drwoof
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To: John Semmens

Similar to those EPA City/Highway gas mileage ratings.


5 posted on 07/30/2023 1:27:23 PM PDT by TexasGator
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To: John Semmens

Don’t worry the corrupt libtard government will buy crappy battery cars and prop them up


7 posted on 07/30/2023 1:50:28 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: John Semmens

Looks like we’re all going to need longer extension cords


8 posted on 07/30/2023 2:43:17 PM PDT by silverleaf (It's not propaganda just because you disagree with it. )
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To: Tell It Right

or now it’s you’ll walk and love it ,LOL


9 posted on 07/30/2023 2:44:10 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: drwoof

Little did the Jetson creators know that one day George will have to trade in his flying car for a Flintstone footmobile. Unless, of course, George is a loyal Democrat.


10 posted on 07/30/2023 2:49:37 PM PDT by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her lbegs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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To: silverleaf

That’s not how they work.


11 posted on 07/30/2023 3:01:24 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore)
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To: Cobra64

Dang…and I just bought 200 miles of extension cords


12 posted on 07/30/2023 3:25:52 PM PDT by silverleaf (It's not propaganda just because you disagree with it. )
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