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Illegal Aliens Demand Free Housing [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 July 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/28/2023 11:55:26 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week a group of illegal immigrants staged a protest in Chicago saying "we were promised safe living conditions, but our rights have been violated. Their demands include free housing, paid job training, and access to food, water, and safe neighborhoods.

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) admitted to being "peeved at the ingratitude of these freeloaders. I already signed legislation making illegal immigrants a protected class of people. Illinois was the first state to force landlords to rent to illegal migrants. They have privileges that not even native-born citizens have. What more do we owe them?"

A spokesperson for the protesters pointed out that "in New York the governor has ordered some residents to be evicted to so immigrants can move in. In Massachusetts the governor is urging home-owners to let us sleep in their spare bedrooms. So, Gov. Pritzker's notion that he and his state have done enough is mistaken. The question is whether he will voluntarily correct his mistake or whether we must take stronger measures to ensure that he does?"

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: chicago; democrats; freeloading; massachusetts; newyork; pritzker; satire

1 posted on 07/28/2023 11:55:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The only thing illegal aliens are entitled to is deportation!


2 posted on 07/28/2023 11:57:56 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: John Semmens

“”we were promised safe living conditions, but our rights have been violated. Their demands include free housing, paid job training, and access to food, water, and safe neighborhoods.”

Hell, most Americans are entitled to or even have that on a daily basis. Just another Demoncrat ... I mean Democrat success story.


3 posted on 07/28/2023 12:11:02 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens

One other thought. If the government doesn’t give into their demands will they just peacefully go back across the border or shoot, loot and burn their way back?


4 posted on 07/28/2023 12:13:15 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens

That should endear them to blacks in Chicongo.


5 posted on 07/28/2023 12:17:46 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: John Semmens

All they have to do is be an illegal alien woman, get pregnant and pop out a citizen. They they get whatever they want.


6 posted on 07/28/2023 12:22:20 PM PDT by qaz123
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To: No name given

The only thing that 45-to-50 million illegal aliens are entitled to is deportation with prejudice!


7 posted on 07/28/2023 12:37:57 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperately need him)
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To: John Semmens

They came seeking an asylum. Throw their freeloading asses in an asylum.


8 posted on 07/28/2023 12:51:45 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("There's no cryin' in baseball and there's no ethics in politics!" )
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To: John Semmens

Would these illegal aliens be from Mexico or are they little green guys? Have to be more specific these days.


9 posted on 07/28/2023 1:30:00 PM PDT by bgill
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