Posted on 07/25/2023 10:38:02 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Kevin McCarthy did not mince words following revelations this month of Biden family corruption from whistleblowers in the government. In a forceful statement, he assured constituents that if Biden commits several hundred more impeachable offenses, that will be the last straw.
"That's right: once Biden has committed at least 793 egregious acts of corruption, we will cut him off," said McCarthy. "We the American people cannot stand for this kind of unchecked criminality in the White House."
"No more crimes for you, pal!"
Sources confirmed that as more details emerge, Biden's list of impeachable offenses continues to grow. Republicans in Congress have assured the American people that they will be keeping tabs on this behavior to make sure it doesn't get too out of hand. "It's important to hold our leaders accountable, but also essential that we protect our reputations as team players here in Washington," added McCarthy. "There's nothing more important than being a team player, right guys?"
At publishing time, Republicans confirmed they will soon retaliate against the Bidens by dragging cabinet members before a committee so Jim Jordan can angrily furrow his brow at them.
We really mean it this time!!!
I am surprised he doesn’t say, “we are convening a panel of experts to give recommendations on appointing a Blue Ribbon Commission to investigate the possibility of maybe moving forward to hold bipartisan hearings to gather witnesses that could help us in our decision to make sure this never happens again”!
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Elephant Talk - King Crimson
Talk, it’s only talk
Arguments, agreements
Advice, answers
Articulate announcements
It’s only talk
Talk, it’s only talk
Babble, burble, banter
Bicker, bicker, bicker
Brouhaha, balderdash, ballyhoo
It’s only talk
Back talk
Talk talk talk
It’s only talk
Comments, cliches, commentary, controversy
Chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat
Conversation, contradiction, criticism
It’s only talk
Cheap talk
Talk, talk, it’s only talk
Debates, discussions
These are words with a D this time
Dialog, duologue, diatribe
Dissention, declamation
Double talk, double talk
Talk, talk, it’s all talk
Too much talk
Small talk
Talk that trash
Expressions, editorials
Explanations, exclamations, exaggerations
It’s all talk
Elephant talk
Elephant talk
Elephant talk
TIME TO FLUSH IT!!!
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LMAO
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