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McCarthy Says 783rd Impeachable Offense By Biden Will Be The Last Straw
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/25/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/25/2023 10:38:02 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Kevin McCarthy did not mince words following revelations this month of Biden family corruption from whistleblowers in the government. In a forceful statement, he assured constituents that if Biden commits several hundred more impeachable offenses, that will be the last straw.

"That's right: once Biden has committed at least 793 egregious acts of corruption, we will cut him off," said McCarthy. "We the American people cannot stand for this kind of unchecked criminality in the White House."

"No more crimes for you, pal!"

Sources confirmed that as more details emerge, Biden's list of impeachable offenses continues to grow. Republicans in Congress have assured the American people that they will be keeping tabs on this behavior to make sure it doesn't get too out of hand. "It's important to hold our leaders accountable, but also essential that we protect our reputations as team players here in Washington," added McCarthy. "There's nothing more important than being a team player, right guys?"

At publishing time, Republicans confirmed they will soon retaliate against the Bidens by dragging cabinet members before a committee so Jim Jordan can angrily furrow his brow at them.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; impeachment; jordan; mccarthy
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To: DFG

We really mean it this time!!!


21 posted on 07/25/2023 1:10:51 PM PDT by Osage Orange (b)
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To: DFG

I am surprised he doesn’t say, “we are convening a panel of experts to give recommendations on appointing a Blue Ribbon Commission to investigate the possibility of maybe moving forward to hold bipartisan hearings to gather witnesses that could help us in our decision to make sure this never happens again”!


22 posted on 07/25/2023 1:17:18 PM PDT by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: WeaslesRippedMyFlesh

lol


23 posted on 07/25/2023 8:49:57 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: DFG

Elephant Talk - King Crimson

Talk, it’s only talk
Arguments, agreements
Advice, answers
Articulate announcements
It’s only talk
Talk, it’s only talk
Babble, burble, banter
Bicker, bicker, bicker
Brouhaha, balderdash, ballyhoo
It’s only talk
Back talk
Talk talk talk
It’s only talk
Comments, cliches, commentary, controversy
Chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat
Conversation, contradiction, criticism
It’s only talk
Cheap talk
Talk, talk, it’s only talk
Debates, discussions
These are words with a D this time
Dialog, duologue, diatribe
Dissention, declamation
Double talk, double talk
Talk, talk, it’s all talk
Too much talk
Small talk
Talk that trash
Expressions, editorials
Explanations, exclamations, exaggerations
It’s all talk
Elephant talk
Elephant talk
Elephant talk


24 posted on 07/25/2023 8:51:29 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: AnthonySoprano
> Today. WE HAVE A FLOATER

TIME TO FLUSH IT!!!

25 posted on 07/26/2023 8:43:53 AM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

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LMAO

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26 posted on 07/26/2023 8:56:14 AM PDT by AnthonySoprano (Impeachment is necessary since Deep State is blocking )
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