Posted on 07/25/2023 10:38:02 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Kevin McCarthy did not mince words following revelations this month of Biden family corruption from whistleblowers in the government. In a forceful statement, he assured constituents that if Biden commits several hundred more impeachable offenses, that will be the last straw.
"That's right: once Biden has committed at least 793 egregious acts of corruption, we will cut him off," said McCarthy. "We the American people cannot stand for this kind of unchecked criminality in the White House."
"No more crimes for you, pal!"
Sources confirmed that as more details emerge, Biden's list of impeachable offenses continues to grow. Republicans in Congress have assured the American people that they will be keeping tabs on this behavior to make sure it doesn't get too out of hand. "It's important to hold our leaders accountable, but also essential that we protect our reputations as team players here in Washington," added McCarthy. "There's nothing more important than being a team player, right guys?"
At publishing time, Republicans confirmed they will soon retaliate against the Bidens by dragging cabinet members before a committee so Jim Jordan can angrily furrow his brow at them.
and then it’s letter writing time! and he means it this time!
I strenuously object.
Nah, a term in computer science is “overflow”. It just resets to 0 and starts counting again from there.
These little inconveniences are really annoying K-Macs plan to rule the world and get a freezer full of designer ice cream like his predecessor dangit!
If this continues, McCarthy is gonna write an angry letter...
Sheeesh...
Dang man - stung again...
The problem is the BB’s absurdity is so close to today’s astonishing realities, sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.
Looks to me that the “Bee” has pegged our Republican leadership
McCarthy needs to sh#t or get off the pot.
I’ll bet he really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, means it.
Drawing that line in the sand eh ???
That’ll learn ‘im ...
Followed immediately by vows to do stuff.
Is it real? Or is it satire?
That’s right: once Biden has committed at least 793 egregious acts of corruption.
McCarthy doesn’t want to rush into things got to let the clock run out first.
Hunter winks and nods
“We will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.” They’re shining up the caps-lock key right now.
I always bust-out laughing. Then, I have to check the name of the source. And, it’s invariably the Babylon Bee!
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