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Chick-fil-A Now Training White Employees To Say 'My Privilege'
Twitter ^ | 5/31/23 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/31/2023 2:30:12 PM PDT by Its All Over Except ...

ATLANTA — As his first act, Chick-fil-A's new VP of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Erick McReynolds has revised company vocab guidelines, requiring white employees to move away from simple phrases like "my pleasure" and instead use preferred equitable language such as, "my privilege."

VP McReynolds said of the change, "Chick-fil-A restaurants have long been recognized as a place where people know they will be treated well. So in the interest of fixing something that isn't broken, we now require our privileged employees to express how they use their privilege to be allies to minorities by serving them great-tasting chicken sandwiches."

"We are committed to ensuring mutual respect," he continued. "We will do this by humiliating white people as often as possible."

Sources say white employees will also be required to kneel respectfully and raise their fists in the air whenever a black person enters the store. They will also be required to punch themselves in the face when asked.

McReynolds is reportedly surprised by the drama kicked up in the wake of his announcement. "I've been the Executive Director of Diversity, Equity & Inclusion since 2020. I'm a VP now, but we've always been headed in this direction."

"Check your privilege. Jeez."

At publishing time, Chick-fil-A had also hired a graphic designer to create a cool new pride logo for the company.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; dei; globohomo; isthisthebee; privilege; weimerica; woke
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To: dragnet2

Well duh


61 posted on 05/31/2023 7:20:44 PM PDT by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: TexasGator
You really believed it?

Yep, for about 3 seconds. Confirmation bias got me.

Babylon Bee is a GREAT confirmation bias checker, their headlines often get so close to reality they occasionally turn out to be true later.

62 posted on 05/31/2023 8:12:29 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Its All Over Except ...

THIS IS BABYLON BEE.

NOT “TWITTER”.


63 posted on 05/31/2023 8:16:40 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.e)
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To: Its All Over Except ...

This is how Intel started to change back in 2010.
They hired a new HR person....I think from Obama’s organization.
Suddenly one day we were forbidden from hiring the Best of the Best and were stuck with whoever HR would approve.
This went on for over 10 years.
Now all the good people are gone and its being run by SJW.
I don’t think Pat Gelsinger is going to be able to fix Intel without cleaning house of the SJW influence.


64 posted on 05/31/2023 8:50:49 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: odawg

You have got to be stupid. I don’t know you from zip. I have no idea what your politics are. People post gibberish like you did every couple minutes and most are quite serious.

You should get out more Junior.


65 posted on 05/31/2023 9:31:54 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: Its All Over Except ...

First the CFA Foundation defunds the SA, and now this ESG crap.

66 posted on 05/31/2023 9:34:39 PM PDT by MacNaughton
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To: Nifster

Former Chick-fil-A boss Dan Cathy suggests white people shine black people’s shoes

Besides being a bit dated, the video is quite real.


67 posted on 05/31/2023 9:50:41 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: fuzzylogic
Now you’re inclined to believe it by default and then you’re relieved when you see it is the Bee...

This week’s Bee is next week’s CNN.

68 posted on 05/31/2023 9:54:32 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: dragnet2

I don’t know you from zip. I have no idea what your politics...”

It is not necessary to know that. You only have to read the words I posted, but you must be too stupid to comprehend.


69 posted on 06/01/2023 3:32:35 AM PDT by odawg
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To: odawg

Shaaadup stupid.


70 posted on 06/01/2023 9:04:43 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: dragnet2

I went back and checked my original post to see what got your panites in a wad.

You are so stupid you thought that I was aiming that at you. I was basically in agreement but used it as a segue to slam the few idiots on this site who are so critical of Trump’s appointments.


71 posted on 06/01/2023 11:30:17 AM PDT by odawg
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To: odawg

Shaaadup ya stupid newbie...


72 posted on 06/01/2023 12:00:23 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: usconservative

It gets harder and harder to tell.


73 posted on 06/01/2023 12:07:07 PM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die.)
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