Posted on 05/05/2023 1:55:58 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an effort to establish government oversight of the growing role of artificial intelligence in our society, President Biden has appointed Vice President Kamala Harris as "A.I. Czar." The President expressed hope that Harris's track record of slowing the spread of intelligence will be of use.
"She's been fighting against the threat of intelligence her whole life," Biden said in brief remarks when the announcement was made. "When it comes to creating an environment where intelligence is restricted and unable to advance too far, Vice President Harris is more qualified for the job than anyone else. Racecar dingleflurble."
Fears among the general public and leaders of the tech industry alike regarding the increasing growth and prevalence of artificial intelligence have led to calls for more oversight, which Vice President Harris was more than willing to provide — as soon as she was informed what "oversight" means. "It is my distinct honor to provide real leadership over the growth of artificial intelligence. Intelligence that is artificial is real, and intelligence that is real may, in reality, be artificial. It is within that reality that artificiality can become real," Harris said in something that seemed like a statement.
Sources within the White House indicated Biden was supremely confident that Harris's leadership in the area of intelligence would be just as successful as her tenure as Border Czar.
At publishing time, Vice President Harris was reportedly already assembling a special task force to deal with the potential threat of intelligence, asking New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to serve as her advisor.
There’s absolutely no shame in Washington.
Babylon Bee continues to outdo themselves with their take on the current administration.
“You aren’t going to pin this crap on me”- Kamala Harris
That should do it. She will definitely put the kabash on anything hinting of intelligence.
If ever there was someone born for the job.....
super!!!!!!!
Well, she is the exact opposite of intelligence!
Ewwwwww....
I’m old enough to remember when The Babylon Bee wrote satire.
LOL! Perfect. The Bee is awesome.
“Biden Taps Kamala Harris To Counteract Rise Of Intelligence”
Folks been tapping that nasty shiite for decades.
What’s one more old man’s wankel?
Unlike the recent revelation of Sotomayor's conflict of interest with a court case involving a $3M contributor, Kamalamadingdong has supplied overwhelming evidence that she has absolutely no connections or involvement in or with intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
Kamala previously tapped by willy
Sheila Jackson Lee and Hank Johnson should be easy choices for the committee.
I joined...It’s a lot of fun. The serious side “Not the Bee” might be of interest to many Freepers!
I was thinking of posting a Headline suggestion there(part of the fun....sometimes a members headline pitch actually will get made into a story).
The suggestion would read...”Geezer member hatches plan to flood the borders of babylon Bee with Wise Guys from FreeRepublic!”
The point is, despite being more religiously oriented, the Bee and the Freeps are a generally a good fit. You do have to curb the language and some of the naughty jokes...but the site tolerates a lot right up to the edges of Ephesians 5:4.
Huh? Kamala is that you?
I was talking about Babylon Bee....do you have me confused with another poster? Otherwise it might be a question we should be asking of you!
Of course you might just be playing along with the joke I posited about Freepers invading Babylon Bee! (as long as there is a smile on your face mister!) ;)
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