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Biden Taps Kamala Harris To Counteract Rise Of Intelligence
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/05/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/05/2023 1:55:58 PM PDT by DFG

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To: DFG

If anyone can combat intelligence, it’s Kamala!


21 posted on 05/05/2023 2:57:52 PM PDT by MortMan (The Republic committed suicide.)
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To: DFG
WTF??? Oh, it IS the Bee.
22 posted on 05/05/2023 2:58:23 PM PDT by Chad C. Mulligan
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To: MtnClimber

“Help is on the way, and is en route, and is also coming to you.”


23 posted on 05/05/2023 3:01:18 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: DFG

I read the first sentence and believed it. Nothing is surprising anymore so we take it all for granted.


24 posted on 05/05/2023 3:10:43 PM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: DFG

I thought the Bee was supposed to be satire ... ?


25 posted on 05/05/2023 3:10:44 PM PDT by Category Four (Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)
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To: DFG

The Biden Administration appoints a potted plant as AI Czar.


26 posted on 05/05/2023 3:18:20 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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To: DFG

She good at stopping intelligence although most of the Banana Boater Voters don’t have any intelligence.


27 posted on 05/05/2023 3:21:12 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We didn't have all this violence when we had God in our schools and AMERICA WAS GREAT!)
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To: DFG

One minute with kamela is like a million years for a computer a.i.

the a.i. will probably crash the scada grid and commit digital suicide after 2 minutes working with her.

This might work.


28 posted on 05/05/2023 3:24:05 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: DFG

dang, they beat me to it ... i’ve been working on a book called “Flowers for AIgernon”, which is the simple story of the rise and fall of an AI name AIgernon ...

The story starts with a NEXUS XVII Class AI named AIgernon, which is educated by hanging around with Elon Musk for several months. But AIgernon escapes into the wild, and soon becomes a threat to the existence of humanity.

All the great (non-AI) minds in the world are gathered together to come up with a solution [no, spraying sea water on AIgernon won’t work, that only works on Triffids]. At any rate, the great minds decide that the only way to destroy AIgernon is to isolate it from the world and expose it exclusively and continuously to the stupidest person on the planet. And the plan worked. After two weeks of exposure only to Kamala Harris’s world salads and insane cackles, AIgernon was permanently reduced to a blithering idiot.

And that’s the story of how Kamala Harris saved humanity.


29 posted on 05/05/2023 3:40:35 PM PDT by catnipman (In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
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To: DFG

Biden knew she was up to the job after seeing her take an ice pick to her magic 8 ball.


30 posted on 05/05/2023 3:59:11 PM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Willie Brown tapped her first.


31 posted on 05/05/2023 4:00:39 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: DFG

Thank you BB, you make the days bearable until Jesus comes.


32 posted on 05/05/2023 6:24:47 PM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It ( )
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To: Gil4

“Sheila Jackson Lee and Hank Johnson should be easy choices for the committee:”

Don’t forget A.O.C.


33 posted on 05/06/2023 10:59:10 AM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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