Posted on 05/05/2023 1:55:58 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an effort to establish government oversight of the growing role of artificial intelligence in our society, President Biden has appointed Vice President Kamala Harris as "A.I. Czar." The President expressed hope that Harris's track record of slowing the spread of intelligence will be of use.
"She's been fighting against the threat of intelligence her whole life," Biden said in brief remarks when the announcement was made. "When it comes to creating an environment where intelligence is restricted and unable to advance too far, Vice President Harris is more qualified for the job than anyone else. Racecar dingleflurble."
Fears among the general public and leaders of the tech industry alike regarding the increasing growth and prevalence of artificial intelligence have led to calls for more oversight, which Vice President Harris was more than willing to provide — as soon as she was informed what "oversight" means. "It is my distinct honor to provide real leadership over the growth of artificial intelligence. Intelligence that is artificial is real, and intelligence that is real may, in reality, be artificial. It is within that reality that artificiality can become real," Harris said in something that seemed like a statement.
Sources within the White House indicated Biden was supremely confident that Harris's leadership in the area of intelligence would be just as successful as her tenure as Border Czar.
At publishing time, Vice President Harris was reportedly already assembling a special task force to deal with the potential threat of intelligence, asking New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to serve as her advisor.
If anyone can combat intelligence, it’s Kamala!
“Help is on the way, and is en route, and is also coming to you.”
I read the first sentence and believed it. Nothing is surprising anymore so we take it all for granted.
I thought the Bee was supposed to be satire ... ?
The Biden Administration appoints a potted plant as AI Czar.
She good at stopping intelligence although most of the Banana Boater Voters don’t have any intelligence.
One minute with kamela is like a million years for a computer a.i.
the a.i. will probably crash the scada grid and commit digital suicide after 2 minutes working with her.
This might work.
dang, they beat me to it ... i’ve been working on a book called “Flowers for AIgernon”, which is the simple story of the rise and fall of an AI name AIgernon ...
The story starts with a NEXUS XVII Class AI named AIgernon, which is educated by hanging around with Elon Musk for several months. But AIgernon escapes into the wild, and soon becomes a threat to the existence of humanity.
All the great (non-AI) minds in the world are gathered together to come up with a solution [no, spraying sea water on AIgernon won’t work, that only works on Triffids]. At any rate, the great minds decide that the only way to destroy AIgernon is to isolate it from the world and expose it exclusively and continuously to the stupidest person on the planet. And the plan worked. After two weeks of exposure only to Kamala Harris’s world salads and insane cackles, AIgernon was permanently reduced to a blithering idiot.
And that’s the story of how Kamala Harris saved humanity.
Biden knew she was up to the job after seeing her take an ice pick to her magic 8 ball.
Willie Brown tapped her first.
Thank you BB, you make the days bearable until Jesus comes.
“Sheila Jackson Lee and Hank Johnson should be easy choices for the committee:”
Don’t forget A.O.C.
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