[dadgum]

….?…

[BipolarBob]

Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said don't stop to punk rock

[Nifster]

Sorry. This is completely out in woo land

[Chad C. Mulligan]

We owe a great debt of gratitude to those of you willing to the transcend the bounds of sanity, so we don’t have to.

[dfwgator]

[Boomer]

The way certain mass shooters seem to get activated at precisely the right time makes me wonder if this tech has been used extensively for some time. They may even be able to control mass psychosis somewhat. Make mobs form and get violent possibly.

[Dogbert41]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FizCq29sEq0

[Flag_This]

”And now every American, all 318 million Americans are infected.”

So, too late to worry about then?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate?

[Paal Gulli]

" This Changes Everything You Know About The United States of America"

The very definition of "clickbait."

[Alas Babylon!]

If this was actually real, then we would be totally in their control and we could do nothing to stop it.

So if you really believe it is true, why worry?

They already got you.

And me. And everyone.

[Billthedrill]

Hot puppies, whitespace! It’s like the time I was out blowing up stumps with Uncle Fred and we were running out of stumps before we were running out of ANFO but there was this one big stump right in the middle of the field and he sez to me, “Billy”, he sez, “Go dig us a hole underneath that there bigass root, why dontcha?” and then he reaches for the pint bottle in his hip pocket and I sez, “Sure thing, Unk!” and off with the posthole digger I went while he, uh, arranged the charge. Sure enough there was a root that was perfect but there was a hole already dug and I wondered what the heck but it turned out to be a gopher who had taken up residence and when I got there with the posthole digger he looks at me with those big eyes and he sez, “Please don’t dig up my living room and I’ll show you where there’s a pot of gold,” so I sez fine, and then I went around to the other side of the stump and real quiet-like got a nice hole all dug out. Uncle Fred sort of staggers up and we fill the thing with a couple bags of diesel-soaked fertilizer and put a blasting cap nice and deep and he sez, “What took you so long?” and I told him about the talking gopher and he laughs and sez, “Bill, he was putting you on, there’s no pot of gold,” and I sez, “Yeah, I know he was putting me on. Gophers can’t talk, either.” So then we blew the stump to hell and all these gold coins fell out of the sky and Uncle Fred sez, “Hey, the stump’s gone!” and so we gathered up the gold and came home. Along the way he asks me, “So what do you think the word ‘nanotechnology’ has to do with this story?” and I sez, “Nothing at all. Neither does that armored car robbery you were acquitted of last year.” The cops believed us, too. Dang gophers.

[BradyLS]

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” —Hunter S. Thompson

[jy8z]

How in the heck did I get this tagline?

[Mat_Helm]

[Gaffer]

Paragraphs are our friends. :0)

[RebelTXRose]

L8r

[telescope115]

I’m not from Missouri, but prove it…