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Dems Give Advice on Crime [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 March 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/25/2023 9:57:36 AM PDT by John Semmens

Convinced that the people who commit crimes are the real victims, Democrats in the nation’s biggest cities are urging everyone else to get used to living with criminals.

In San Francisco, John Hamasaki, former San Francisco police commissioner and unsuccessful Democratic Party-endorsed progressive candidate for the City’s district attorney job, chastised a man for complaining about thieves who smashed his car window and stole a laptop computer and passport, saying “I wonder if living in the suburbs has softened him so much that he can no longer enjoy the authentic urban experience of being robbed?”

In Los Angeles, the rail transit system has lost most of its working commuter riders due to their aversion to the rampant drug use taking place on the trains. Though possession and use of fentanyl is illegal, Mayor Karen Bass is “not sure enforcing the law is the answer. Drug use is a personal choice that others should just get used to seeing whenever they’re in the city.”

In New York, Gov. Kathy Hochul (D) contends that “so-called rising crime in our state is a myth concocted by Republicans for political advantage. I travel around a lot. I’ve never seen a crime in progress and I seriously doubt that many others have seen one either. In the exceedingly rare instance any person is confronted by a criminal, the best course of action is to do whatever your assailant asks you to do. By no means should you arm yourself or attempt to resist as this may lead to being murdered in addition to being raped or robbed.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: losangeles; newyork; sanfrancisco; satire

1 posted on 03/25/2023 9:57:36 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2023/03/24/report-calls-record-teen-suspect-ridiculing-paralyzed-victims-fundraiser-lady-probably-wants-justice/


2 posted on 03/25/2023 10:04:14 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: John Semmens

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3 posted on 03/25/2023 12:16:16 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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