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(Satire) Socialist Left Government Declares National Holiday: Loyal Ultra-Pinko Police Ready To Arrest A Man For Destroying The Reign of Feminist Icon Queen Victoria By Using The F-Word In A Sentence About Her 119 years After Her Death
https://jimcousens.com/ ^ | 15th February, 2023 | Ozguy1945

Posted on 02/14/2023 10:26:26 PM PST by Ozguy1945

Jim Cousens Must Die (satire)

Australian police in Victoria at their innovative law-busting best have today created the evidence to convict and execute a man for using the f-word once about Queen Victoria.

Police insist that if he had not done this 3 years ago, the reign of Queen Victoria would have been an astonishing success, but is now irretrievably destroyed forever by Jim's selfish and quintessentially male use of the F-bomb once.

In Victoria there is zero tolerance for this sort of disrespect for women's hard-earned status as strong, independent, sassy, fearless, deeply compassionate victims of the eternally evil male sex crimes, which forensic scientists have discovered at their coffee break this afternoon, are indistinguishable from masculinity itself.

Disrespecting a woman is almost as bad a crime here in Victoria as having fun.

When these courageous crime fighters win, the other evil men all die.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; fakeheadline; jimcousens; learnhowtopost; queenvictoria; vanity

1 posted on 02/14/2023 10:26:26 PM PST by Ozguy1945
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To: Ozguy1945

That Headline, tho!
Maybe it’s like a Jenga Puzzle, where if you remove one piece, one letter or vowel, the entire construction comes tumbling down with a clatter.


2 posted on 02/14/2023 10:32:53 PM PST by lee martell
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To: lee martell

“Maybe it’s like a Jenga Puzzle, where if you remove one piece, one letter or vowel, the entire construction comes tumbling down with a clatter.”

what a metaphor that would be for leftist PC crap .........


3 posted on 02/14/2023 10:43:19 PM PST by Ozguy1945 (, many others)
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To: Ozguy1945

Queen Victoria would horrify modern feminists. She didn’t believe women should get the vote.


4 posted on 02/14/2023 10:45:10 PM PST by jarwulf
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To: jarwulf

Women’s votes are killing or displacing millions...


5 posted on 02/14/2023 11:48:27 PM PST by Does so (What distinguishes today's Russian aggression from that of the USSR?)
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To: Ozguy1945

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6 posted on 02/15/2023 6:58:04 AM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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To: jarwulf

She also headed up an Empire.


7 posted on 02/15/2023 7:45:05 AM PST by cowboyusa (There is no co- existence with Pinks and Reds)
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