Posted on 02/11/2023 2:35:03 PM PST by Rummyfan
A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since.
"He's really been terrified since seeing her face," said Trevor's mother, Amy. "It really was an accident. We weren't even watching the Grammys — I mean, let's face it, who does? But during the 10 o'clock news, they showed a brief shot of Madonna. Trevor has been mentally scarred ever since."
Though the legendary pop singer has denounced photographs of her from the Grammys as being distorted, millions of people have had their minds damaged by images they aren't able to unsee. "I wish I could erase the picture from his memory," Amy continued. "To know that my son is going to have to grow up in constant fear that Madonna is going to get him breaks my heart. I hate the idea of having to look for her under his bed every night, because, in all honesty…she scares me too."
After confirming Madonna was not under the bed, Trevor agreed to have the lights turned out and went to sleep, but every time something in the house made a noise, he was certain the singer would come creeping into his room to end his life.
At publishing time, Trevor's parents were searching online for a child counselor who specializes in Madonna-related trauma.
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D’oh! That’s gonna’ leave a mark.
True story: When my eldest daughter was a toddler, she was afraid that Hillary Clinton was going to come for her. I guess she heard me talk about her enough.
More like Medusa.
Check out the fantastic and spot-on Evan Rachel Wood as 80’s era Madonna in the 2022 flick Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (pretty funny movie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hwJpA0m8EY
I used to pretend grab the monsters under my kids and grandkids’ beds, and drag them into the bathroom and flush them down the toilet. They were reassured that I was more than a match for bed monsters, and went to sleep smiling. The same can be done for Madonna-phobics.
Check the closet for Biden while you are it kid.
(”He’s really been terrified since seeing her face,”)
I think we all are 😰😱😳🙀😨😨😰😱😱😱
No, because Madonna can survive in the sewers, and emerge from the toilet after you've left.
In fact, she breeds in the sewers, until hordes of Madonnas simultaneously emerge from every toilet in your house.
Don’t tell my younger grandkids this;-)
Hagolina.
The anti Christ is Madonna. Who knew? 😆
Wow! That IS spot on.
I thought that was a really fun movie. But then, I’m a Weird Al fan.
Say what you will, but the trans act that was supposed to be the big news just got upstaged by a 64 year old woman with bad plastic surgery.
And she STILL looked better than the vampiric escapees from an Anne Rice novel!
“It would be best if you stop being who you are and doing the things you love.”
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