Posted on 01/04/2023 12:53:05 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Republicans have requested a congressional recess following another failed round of voting for the next Speaker of the House so they can frantically binge-watch old episodes of Schoolhouse Rock and figure out what they're supposed to be doing.
McCarthy reportedly told aides, "There's got to be something in these ancient songs. Hold all my calls! I refuse to talk to any constituents until I am Speaker!"
Republicans first reviewed the classic song "Three-Ring Government" but found it unsettling. They learned a lot but all comparisons to a three-ring circus felt strangely offensive. "We are not a bunch of clowns! You're the clowns!" Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene yelled at the screen. She was supported by Rep. Matt Gaetz, who resented the very idea that he was anything but practically perfect in every way.
According to sources, Republicans quickly grew bored of their intense study of government policy and ordered their aides to review the educational tapes instead. A 4,000-page report on the lessons learned from the catchy tunes and whimsical animation was prepared and half-heartedly skimmed by a majority of the congressional representatives who had requested the information in the first place.
At publishing time, Rep. Kevin McCarthy is still reviewing footage of Schoolhouse Rock, searching for any means whatsoever to gain power. "All I care about is power," he said, eyes lit by the haunting glow of a dim television in a dark room full of empty chairs.
Now that is just plain funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcUJgbWrM64
Of course, that's when I didn't appreciate how serious the Dims are when their tranny hanky panky.
Don’t laugh you can learn a thing or two from those
Well, it has been a while, and not just since they’ve been in Majority.
The Simpsons did a great parody of “I’m Just A Bill”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSANTRnEBgg
(’Cause those liberal freaks go too far!)
The Simpsons did it first...
“There’s a lot of flag burners and they’ve got too much freedom
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat ‘em”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSANTRnEBgg
“We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.”
The law proposed in “I’m just a bill” was that all school buses must stop at railroad crossings. But that is clearly outside of the article 1 section 8 powers given to Congress.
Zero, my hero.
They got that one.
1,400,000,000,000
They need to call Big Bird so he can teach them what they should do.
They probably will ban “The Melting Pot”, because now that’s considered “racist”.
Fitting since the government has become such a clown show anyways.
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