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U.S. Agrees To Send Ukraine One Unused Border Wall
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/22/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/22/2022 2:32:19 PM PST by DFG

U.S. — As a part of the $50 billion aid package being sent to Ukraine, Congress has also offered to throw in one $5 billion wall that's just lying around at the southern border not being used.

"We have this wall that we're not using, I dunno, do you guys in Ukraine want it?" asked Senator Mitch McConnell during Zelensky's D.C. trip. "It's a pretty good wall. A little rusty, maybe, but it should help you secure your borders, which are the most important borders on earth. We don't believe in borders around here in Washington." McConnell finished speaking and then crawled under a nearby UV heat lamp to recharge his energy.

Senate leaders confirmed that the entire 700-mile stretch of unused wall is being written into the omnibus bill. an additional $120 billion has been allocated for the removal, transportation, and installation of the wall at its new home in Ukraine. "This is the right thing to do," said Senator Mitt Romney in a statement. "Every true, patriotic American should support this for some reason. I just can't think of what the reason is right now. Don't worry, I'll think of it!"

Several Republicans in Congress disagree with the move, insisting that Ukraine should pay for the transportation and install themselves.

At publishing time, members of Congress also offered to throw in an old Constitution they forgot they had.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; border; constitution; ukraine; wall

1 posted on 12/22/2022 2:32:19 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

This invasion is being aided and abetted by DC.

The cartels must be paying them lots of cash.

I am sad for the future of the country.


2 posted on 12/22/2022 2:37:06 PM PST by Texas resident (Who is running our country?)
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To: DFG

There’s more truth in one Bee piece than a month’s worth of reporting by the entire MSM.


3 posted on 12/22/2022 2:37:25 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: Texas resident
The cartels must be paying them lots of cash.

The cartels must be paying them lots of underage sex slaves and drugs.
4 posted on 12/22/2022 2:44:39 PM PST by In_Iowa_not_from
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To: Texas resident

I always was under the assumption than 2A would protect us from tyrants taxing us and wasting our hard eaned tax money by sending it to build walls in other countries. The omnibus bill has millions of dollars appropriated to build border walls in 4 foreign countries. I now admit my assumption was wrong.


5 posted on 12/22/2022 3:31:59 PM PST by entropy12 (Food is most popular anxiety drug, exercise is the least popular.)
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To: DFG

Which one was used?


6 posted on 12/22/2022 4:19:32 PM PST by Words Matter
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To: DFG; marcusmaximus; PIF; SpeedyInTexas; Widget Jr; ought-six; Monterrosa-24; All

I’m glad to see there is not much appetite for anti Ukraine humor and propaganda this week. I guess you are a new Pooty Pal.


7 posted on 12/23/2022 10:16:54 AM PST by gleeaikin (Question authority!)
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