Can we donate our card punches to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's punch card?
Posted on 12/12/2022 1:21:55 PM PST by DFG
OTTAWA — As Canada's MAID (Medical Assistance In Dying) system continues to alleviate the pain of patients and the financial strain on the nation's healthcare system, a recent innovation is expected to further improve results: Parliament just announced a punch card that allows patients to receive a free suicide after 10 doctor visits.
"From a small-scale maple syrup overdose to a full-blown moose attack, you receive a punch on your card every time you are admitted for an injury or sickness." The Canadian Healthcare website published a blog this week outlining the new program.
"Filling out your punch card is mandatory, for data tracking purposes. No one sick person can be allowed to drain more than their share of the taxpayer's dollars!"
Trudeau praised the new initiative, positioning it as a way to better engage citizens and prevent any one citizen from becoming a burden on the system. "Canadians are team players," said Trudeau. "It's important for every citizen to make sure he's not wasting taxpayer money to sustain a life that's not worth living. And now with this punch card, they know that with each hospital visit they're one step closer to the end!"
Critics have contended that the new approach preys on disabled and impoverished Canadians who may see assisted suicide as their only option, but the criticism has already been quieted since Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau froze the bank accounts of anyone who spoke out against his regime's policies in the comments section of the healthcare website's blog, or on Twitter, or elsewhere.
At publishing time, the burden on Canada's healthcare system was further alleviated when Parliament announced that the policy would retroactively apply to people who had already been admitted for 10 prior hospital visits.
Now the Babylon Bee is giving Trudeau ideas. Watch this to come true soon.
Coming soon to America. Damn, I went to Walmart today. It was loaded with illegal aliens.
Does that also apply to Trudeau? Of course that doesn’t apply to any of the elites, just the plebes as in any totalitarian state.
CHS ... where you go to die (after 10 visits).
The “reward” won’t be voluntary. Also, the ruling elite won’t be required to drink the hemlock. Neither will non-White immigrants or anyone who has a letter in LGBTQXYZ.
Free? If there were a charge, I’d just tell them to bill me.
Coming soon to the U.S., I'm sorry to say. One participates in the American health care system nowadays at one's peril.
After nine visits in the Canadian health care system, you will probably be more than ready to get your ticket punched.
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