Scientists are working on an official 'alien contact protocol' for when ET phones Earth

Live Science ^ | 11/5/22 | Isobel Whitcomb

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Another boondoggle to fleece taxpayers and line pockets. I strongly suspect they have been here and likely have made contact years ago. They likely view us as an under-developed planet worthy of observation to keep us quarantined from higher developed planets.

[2nd Amendment]

Good! Now constituent’s can talk to Senator Fetterman!

[jacknhoo]

Nothing like seeking communication with evil spirits.

[libertylover]

I would imagine that any beings traveling across the expanse of the universe would probably direct the conversation.

Exactly. To the visiting beings it will probably be like trying to figure out how to converse with lab rats.

It might be humorous though to see what that come up with. Maybe they'll want to tax them for their spaceship's contribution to Universe Warming.

[G Larry]

Amazing, the ways we find to waste money....

[z3n]

Just remember: “Klaatu! Barada nikto!”
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Michael Rennie?
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I believe this is in reference to Army of Darkness, which I'm not exactly sure is on topic except for some people's premise that what some people consider aliens or extraterrestrials are evil and demonic.



We already have protocols by certain governments (apparently in collusion with each other, but also in competition) and possibly some NGI's, and that is to establish contact as covertly as possible for the sake of their own gain, as if it would even be possible to manipulated a more highly advanced species.

[GOPJ]

I would imagine that any beings traveling across the expanse of the universe would probably direct the conversation.

You're right. We can't communicate with dolphins, dogs, Chimpanzees, octopus or African Gray Parrots - animals we've been hanging out with for - - well, forever. And sharer DNA with...

[Don@VB]

I remember the protocol that poor religious guy used in the 1950s - 60s movie The War of the Worlds. In retrospect, he should have just left a greeting card.

[Mark17]

Nothing like seeking communication with evil spirits.

As in Genesis 6?

[Mark17]

I think it was from “The Day the Earth Stood Still,” from 1951.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still

[z3n]

You are correct. I never saw that one.

Apparently the phrase was lifted for Army of Darkness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvXtexdgAM

[Vaduz]

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Scientists are working

[PIF]

If extraterrestrial life sent us a message tomorrow, how would humanity respond?

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This assumes that aliens will be friendly do-gooders, your next door neighbors, and best friends.

What if they are not? What if they see us as competition for resources?

What if their message is sent from light years distant, in the form of a naked singularity traveling a 90% light speed and aimed at the sun?

Our message back in the form of a strongly worded letter? A diplomatic plea? Or just bend over and KYA good bye?

[Scrambler Bob]

First thing, you get them to sign a Democrat voter registration form.

[Antihero101607]

The first thing the powers that be will do if contacted by intelligent life will be to register them to vote democrat.

[cgbg]

The aliens have figured out that it is “settled science” that the human self-appointed elites are dangerous liars and must be kept in quarantine.

[cgbg]

“What if they see us as competition for resources?”

You are a hopeless optimist.

What if they see us as food?

[Gaffer]

When? They are ALREADY here! Hillary, Bill....NANCY! Schumer and all the rest of the Democrat principals.

[GingisK]

This assumes that aliens will be friendly do-gooders...

It also assumes that humans will be gracious hosts. We are clearly nothing of the sort.

[PIF]

Won’t matter, we will all be dead before their first ship enters the outer solar system or more likely pass beyond the nearest star.