Posted on 09/19/2022 7:44:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
You want the absolutely EASIEST training in the world in order to make you think you are some sort of rough tough warrior? Then join the Undercover Feds Patriot Front. The main requirement is that you be so absolutely CLUELESS that you don't notice the obvious---that you are being manipulated by fed handlers. The folks conducting the laughably lightweight training sessions in this video are obviously undercover feds, including probably the Golden Retriever, but the poor shmoes being trained have no idea that they are being set up for the big fall in the upcoming October Surprise to be promoted by the Democrats and hyped by the media.
Keep a sharp eye on the poor shmoes in the ranks who obviously had no previous military experience and their fed trainers and you can see the dynamic at work. So how could anybody be so gullible as to fall for this setup? Well... remember the Michigan "kidnapping?" Plus paying the shmoes the federal minimum wage of about $600 per week plus room and board and that goes a long way to keeping the clueless from thinking out the obvious situation. And what is obvious is that with all the effort and money poured into this Patriot Front operation by the Feds and it is all but certain that they will be used for the upcoming October Surprise.
So WHY are their training sessions so incredibly gentle? Well, because the feds don't want them dropping out which they would do if their training were even slightly more rigorous. Therefore by providing the shmoes with minimal effort mostly pointless training, the gullible in the ranks can actually think they are doing something significant rather than utterly laughable training. Oh, and all these video clips come from the Patriot Front "secret" files which anybody can find with about 10 seconds of search effort.
Exit Question: Is the Golden Retriever's name "Fed?"
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Well the j o o d
Made a sjw outa me
Gave me a lipstick
And cut off my p*rick
Told me where to go
And made me a jo ho
I’m really really tuff
No joke , no bluff
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Though I absolutely believe the PF to be a collection of glow worms, I simply cannot believe the veracity of this “training” exposé.
A few more of those sessions and they’ll be ready to take down the 500,000 or so armed feds in DC.
Our tax money at work
Oh, its real alright. If they made the training even slightly more rigorous the Shmoes would quit in droves. Therefore they made the training about as "tough" as an elementary school recess period.
Those are some REAL bad asses.
I would be scared to death.
The fearsome Schlub Brigade.
From the videos I’ve seen of the PF in action, none of their rank look as pathetic as those portrayed in this video, even to just their physical stature.
It just doesn’t smell right. Almost as if too good to be true. Too aligned with what we woud LIKE to believe. I remain sceptical.
Probably because you've seen them only wearing uniforms and bearing painted shields. In civilian clothes they look like the shlubs that they are.
The only one in that picture that DOESN’T look clueless is the Golden Retriever. LOL!
5 people injured in bomb squad training exercise accident
Assume you mean the dude in the ill-fitted light blue t-shirt?
Look up “nebbish” in the dictionary ... his picture is right there as an example.
These undercover feds are issued firearms and must be willing to kill. They don’t require rigorous training to gun down unarmed men and women in the near future.
Sheesh, Americans are so easily fooled.
>>I would be scared to death.<<
You should be when they carry guns. Their trigger fingers do not require training.
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