Posted on 09/12/2022 5:35:28 PM PDT by DFG
According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.
1. Your grandma's computer password 2. Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago 3. Epstein's prison cell 4. Thermal exhaust ports on the death star 5. An unlocked car in Chicago 6. Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden 7. Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock 8. Trusting in works for salvation 9. Rings of Power Season 2 10. The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand 11. Ashley Biden's diary 12. The word of a Spaniard 13. Hunter's laptop 14. Elections in Philadelphia 15. Ben and J-Lo's marriage 16. German gas prices 17. California's electric grid 18. Your lunch in the break room fridge 19. A cheeseburger in front of your mom 20. A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden 21. Big tech's handling of your data 22. Your 401k 23. Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world
The Bee so brightens my day
1. Your grandma’s computer password
2. Trump’s safe in Mar-A-Lago
3. Epstein’s prison cell
4. Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
5. An unlocked car in Chicago
6. Your daughter’s hair around Joe Biden
7. Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
8. Trusting in works for salvation
9. Rings of Power Season 2
10. The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
11. Ashley Biden’s diary
12. The word of a Spaniard
13. Hunter’s laptop
14. Elections in Philadelphia
15. Ben and J-Lo’s marriage
16. German gas prices
17. California’s electric grid
18. Your lunch in the break room fridge
19. A cheeseburger in front of your mom
20. A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
21. Big tech’s handling of your data
22. Your 401k
23. Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world
Karen Bass’ handguns.
A Georgia vote counting room.
drowssap
Grandma's PW is more secure than you think. A hacker has to guess 6 numbers AND get them in the right order. Your average liberal can't do that.
The Babylon Bee sure gets it.
Jeffrey Toobin’s hand grip!
Kampala Harris’ hand grip on a politician’s pole.
Nancy Pelosi’ tube of Polygrip?
Don Lemon’s lips!!!
Hillary Clinton's email server.
Bill Clinton's marital vows.
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