[Nifster]

The Bee so brightens my day

[BenLurkin]

1. Your grandma’s computer password

2. Trump’s safe in Mar-A-Lago

3. Epstein’s prison cell

4. Thermal exhaust ports on the death star

5. An unlocked car in Chicago

6. Your daughter’s hair around Joe Biden

7. Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock

8. Trusting in works for salvation

9. Rings of Power Season 2

10. The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand

11. Ashley Biden’s diary

12. The word of a Spaniard

13. Hunter’s laptop

14. Elections in Philadelphia

15. Ben and J-Lo’s marriage

16. German gas prices

17. California’s electric grid

18. Your lunch in the break room fridge

19. A cheeseburger in front of your mom

20. A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden

21. Big tech’s handling of your data

22. Your 401k

23. Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world

[Gay State Conservative]

When will the FBI be sending a SWAT team to the Bee's headquarters? When will the IRS be sending a bunch of their newly hired,armed,agents to their Headquarters? When will the Southern Poverty Law Center label the Bee a racist terrorist organization?

[gundog]

Karen Bass’ handguns.

[metmom]

The Babylon Bee sure gets it.

[from occupied ga]

1. a rack of ribs in front of Stacey Abrams
2. lobster and Wagu beef around Michelle the wookie
3. your life savings around any Democrat

Lots of possibilities

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Jeffrey Toobin’s hand grip!
Kampala Harris’ hand grip on a politician’s pole.
Nancy Pelosi’ tube of Polygrip?
Don Lemon’s lips!!!

[KarlInOhio]

A donut in Brian Stelter's vicinity.

Hillary Clinton's email server.

Bill Clinton's marital vows.