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FBI Concerned That If MAGA Doesn't Conduct A Terrorist Attack Soon They'll Have To Fake One
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/12/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/12/2022 3:16:19 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON — After weeks of unsuccessfully stoking Trump supporters towards violent action, the FBI has changed course, beginning internal discussions for executing a MAGA-style attack using FBI resources.

"We are already at Defense Readiness Condition 3 – this means that if the extreme MAGA wing doesn't act, we will bypass the plainclothes agent phase to DefCon 1, bringing out our biggest weapon: Ray Epps." FBI Director Christopher Wray addressed a round table of defense ministers, eliciting scattered gasps when he invoked Ray Epps, the famous FBI asset with expertise in starting insurrections.

The attempts to get "MAGA Republicans" to commit terrorism have escalated in recent weeks. The gentle initial prodding of the Mar-A-Lago raid failed to evoke a riot, and the prodding was then escalated to a speech by Biden with obvious fascist overtones attacking Trump supporters, finally culminating in the raiding of over 50 Trump ally homes last week. "If that doesn't do it, what will?" said Wray.

Critics have contended that there is no widespread evidence of the FBI's history of supporting and propagating terrorism to justify crackdowns on the current administration's political enemies. Ted Cruz, however, has asked pointed questions about FBI involvement in perpetrating the events of January 6, and Cruz asked Justice Department representatives whether the FBI was involved. The FBI has provided a comprehensive answer to Cruz, saying "Shut up."

At publishing time, several dozen military-age males with crew cuts had shown up in attendance to an "election justice" rally of Trump supporters but were sadly outed as Feds and given swirlies and wedgies.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; creepstate; deepstate; fbi; lampoon; maga; policestate; rayepps; satire; singlepartystate; trump; wray
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To: laplata

Whenever Bidung starts pontificating about “saving democracy” he sounds a lot like the notorious blacklisted Hollywood Ten trying to save themselves:.

When actor Lionel Stander was himself called before HUAC, he began by pledging his full support in the fight against “subversive” activities:

I know of a group of fanatics who are desperately trying to undermine the Constitution of the United States by depriving artists and others of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness without due process of law ... I can tell names and cite instances and I am one of the first victims of it ... [This is] a group of ex-Fascists and America-Firsters and anti-Semites, people who hate everybody, including Negroes, minority groups, and most likely themselves ... [T]hese people are engaged in a conspiracy outside all the legal processes to undermine the very fundamental American concepts upon which our entire system of democracy exists.[45]


21 posted on 09/12/2022 4:46:12 PM PDT by Liz (MAN PROPOSES....GOD DISPOSES.)
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To: Liz

Thanks for that.

People like Stander were/are total hypocrites.

McCarthy was right.


22 posted on 09/12/2022 4:59:56 PM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: DFG

So Babylon Bee is doing serious investigative reporting now.


23 posted on 09/12/2022 5:03:07 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (Make Orwell Fiction Again)
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To: DFG

I wonder if the author of Babylon Bee is a freeper.
My pastor will not visit Free Republic but I know that he cruises the Bee.
Perhaps they can red pill him.


24 posted on 09/12/2022 5:06:18 PM PDT by SisterK (the final variant is communism)
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To: DFG

The thought is so Not Funny. In fact instead it is Predictable.


25 posted on 09/12/2022 5:12:21 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: DFG

The DHS and FBI already have the “terrorism alert” in the can for the week before the election IMHO.


26 posted on 09/12/2022 5:35:41 PM PDT by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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