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End of Oil & Gas Within Reach [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 September 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/10/2022 10:17:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen predicted that “the Inflation Reduction Act will put us on our way toward a future where we totally depend on the wind, the sun and other clean sources of energy. We will free ourselves from our dependence on fossil fuels.”

Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm echoed Yellen’s remarks and cited “the tremendous progress being made in California under Governor Gavin Newsom’s leadership. He’s got his state on track to outlaw gasoline-powered cars by 2035. He’s pushing to wean the state off coal- and gas-fueled electricity generation and going all wind and solar. I wouldn’t be surprised if this visionary man becomes our next president.”

Granholm brushed off California’s energy difficulties, calling them “growing pains.” These pains include electric rates that have risen three times faster than in the rest of the nation and frequent blackouts. In just the last week, California owners of electric vehicles (EVs) were admonished to not recharge them during periods of peak-electricity demand (typically weekdays 5 pm to 9 pm).

“As we have said many times before, transitioning to a greener economy will require sacrifices,” Granholm said. “Higher energy prices will encourage more conservation. If it costs more to keep the lights on we can counter this by returning to a more natural lifestyle of rising at sunrise and going to sleep at sundown. In addition, a parked EV is more environmentally friendly than a moving EV.”

Meanwhile, the Swiss government has decreed that homeowners who set their thermostats higher than 66° during the winter will be fined up to $3,000 per violation and/or imprisoned for up to three years. Granholm called these penalties “harsh, but potentially effective. My Department will be monitoring events in Switzerland to determine whether any similar steps ought to be taken here.”

Further, the Biden Administration has drawn down our strategic petroleum reserves to their lowest level in 40 years—an action that Granholm insisted “is an essential ‘bridge-burning’ step to help speed our transition to a greener America. The sooner sources of petroleum are eliminated, the sooner people will have to adapt to a new way of life. The longer the ‘crutch’ of hopping into your gas-guzzling car and tooling off to wherever you want to go, the harder it will be to achieve the green dream.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: california; granholm; greendream; newsom; satire; switzerland; thermostats; yellen
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To: crusty old prospector

It’s already been found. It’s right underneath our feet.

If you believe all this b.s. lies from the Left why would you be on this sight which values doctrines FAITH over doctrines of FEAR?


21 posted on 09/10/2022 1:52:50 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Jim W N

I have spent most of my adult life exploring for oil and gas. If you believe like Uncle Jed that up from the ground comes a bubbling crude, then you are seriously misled. It is a little more complicated than that.


22 posted on 09/10/2022 1:57:19 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: crusty old prospector

Now you’re deflecting the subject from the existence of huge reserves of oil and gas in the earth to how to extract it.

The Left does that all the time. They can’t win the argument at hand so they deflect and divert.

The point here is there is enough freaking gas and oil in the earth for everyone for an unlimited time. And it can be tapped into here in the U.S. such that the U.S. would dominate the market, as Trump demonstrated, but now Imposter Biden and the Left of course blocks that


23 posted on 09/10/2022 2:12:00 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Lazamataz

The “satire” is that I’ve made Yellen and Granholm speak their secret thoughts.


24 posted on 09/10/2022 3:16:58 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

ok


25 posted on 09/10/2022 3:32:32 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: John Semmens
"Jennifer Granholm echoed Yellen’s remarks and cited “the tremendous progress being made in California under Governor Gavin Newsom’s leadership. "

Granholm fled to California when her term as Michigan governor ended.
26 posted on 09/10/2022 4:13:23 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: Jim W N

Specifically, where is this vast quantity of oil? You do know that most of our oil reserves are found in about five states and mostly in West Texas. Other than some uneconomic oil shale deposits in Colorado/Utah, we don’t have much else other than tar sands in Canada. Hence, Keystone Pipeline.


27 posted on 09/10/2022 5:51:26 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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