Anyone else see an opportunity here?
Secure and clean restroom facilities...for a modest price.
Jerky driver “friend”. Stock a couple of male and female urinals and plastic bottles. Find a place to pull over off any exit and work it out.
Move the Offices out of New York.
How about luxury bus routes that have bathrooms?
they’d do anything to avoid mixing with the locals...
Then why don’t they fly?...........................
I would not mutilate my body for this, that's for sure.
Every car emergency kit should have one of these. And yes ladies, it's unisex.
Be a lot cheaper to stock an empty 2 liter pop bottle and some wipes, a trick I learned as a cab driver.
That used to be an issue with me before I went to a urologist and started taking prostate medications. I can go for hours without needing to whizz.
Our “betters”…. Idiots think Long Island is roughing it and a long drive.
Now, I’ve heard everything.
What are doing about poo? Asking for a friend.
They would probably spend less money if they pooled their wealth and bought some rest stops along the way. And perhaps avoid some undesirable post-surgery permanent damage.
100 miles is two slow-driving hours in Florida. Maybe they shouldn’t drink a lot before they leave home. And start out when traffic is scarce. My father liked to leave before dawn when we went on our vacations. Granted, the destination wasn’t the Hamptons, but it was usually at least 6 hours away. He would’ve left at 3 am if he could’ve gotten the rest of us motivated that early. At best, I think we left between 4 and 5 am.
They make pee bottle for men and women. It ain’t rocket purgery. ;)
I don’t believe this story
It’s Long Island, there’s an exit every 1/2 mile, maybe two miles at most and everyone has gas stations, McDonalds, Mini-Malls etc.
If not, forget surgery when an empty Gatoraide Bottle will do
Wow. I think I would forego that trip.
Are there no bushes alongside the road?
Oh, the suffering!!! And the risk!!! The moment you edge onto the exit ramp, the strains of dueling banjos can be heard through the windows of the car, and gap toothed locals in overalls and hunting caps can be spotted in the nearest patch of scrub. If there's no safe way to get from one's upper west side brownstone to the getaway mansion in the Hamptons ... well, investing in a yacht might be an alternative, or just dispense with the Hamptons and fly private to Malibu or Paris for those getaway weekends.
I've never had an urgent need to pee on my way to a Hamptons mansion, but I've driven through West Virginia more times than I can count. I'm a tough enough traveler to handle that. It's not until you get into eastern Kentucky that you really have to worry. But maybe Long Island is worse.