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VIDEO: Putin Appoints General Artie Lange to Lead Russian Forces in Ukraine
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| June 26, 2022
| DUmmie FUnnies
Posted on 06/26/2022 9:18:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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So many Russian generals have been killed in Ukraine that Vladimir Putin has been forced to appoint General Artie Lange to lead the Russian forces there.
TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
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General Artie Lange might die in Ukraine like those other generals but it won't be from Ukrainian bullets or bombs. More likely from overeating. Better keep the cheesecake out of his field rations.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:18:34 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:19:38 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(The Mask Has Become a Liberal Virtue Signal)
To: PJ-Comix
Fat Bastard memes in 3, 2, 1...
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:20:52 AM PDT
by
UNGN
To: PJ-Comix
His nose isn’t collapsed from cocaine abuse…
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:24:32 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: PJ-Comix
The guy’s wearing a camouflage tent.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:27:07 AM PDT
by
Orosius
To: PJ-Comix
The new general is personally responsible for eating 200 Ukrainian soldiers last month.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:31:23 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: PJ-Comix
Artie commands the Devil Dogs.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:32:13 AM PDT
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: PJ-Comix
General Artie Lange
Doesn’t even sound Russian. I can pronounce Artie Lange. Don’t even have to hock up a lugee.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:38:26 AM PDT
by
Pollard
(If there's a question mark in the headline, the answer should always be No.)
To: PJ-Comix
I think there’s some mis-reporting in there.
His real name must be Arent E. Large.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:38:48 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(We are living in 1984. We have always been living in 1984.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:39:22 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: PJ-Comix
General Halftrack is waiting for his turn.
To: Bonemaker
To: PJ-Comix
Fire any sniper that can’t hit this guy.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:48:38 AM PDT
by
ArcadeQuarters
(Remember the 2020 backstabbers. No more RINOs ever!)
To: PJ-Comix
Did he get his uniform from Destination XL?
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:49:00 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Fauci is a despicable little turd)
To: PJ-Comix
Putin had to scrap the bottom of the food barrel to come up this porker.
To: PJ-Comix
The logistical support for rations will require a 20 box car train to support just this general alone.
To: PJ-Comix
Yes, he could spend a few minutes on a treadmill, but note several things:
1. He’s not a woman, and almost certainly never was one.
2. He’s not a young pecker married to someone of his mom’s generation.
3. He doesn’t ‘look like America’.
4. He doesn’t wear a mask, with a welder’s helmet over it.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:54:56 AM PDT
by
BobL
(My hatred of Necons/Globalists exceeds my love of Ukraine or any other country, other than the US)
To: PJ-Comix
Putin's paying him in Pryanikis
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:56:21 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Fauci is a despicable little turd)
To: BiglyCommentary; All
I’m sure that picture will inspire confidence in the men.
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:58:09 AM PDT
by
Reily
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
06/26/2022 9:58:59 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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