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VIDEO: Putin Appoints General Artie Lange to Lead Russian Forces in Ukraine
YouTube ^ | June 26, 2022 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 06/26/2022 9:18:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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So many Russian generals have been killed in Ukraine that Vladimir Putin has been forced to appoint General Artie Lange to lead the Russian forces there.


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General Artie Lange might die in Ukraine like those other generals but it won't be from Ukrainian bullets or bombs. More likely from overeating. Better keep the cheesecake out of his field rations.
1 posted on 06/26/2022 9:18:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 06/26/2022 9:19:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Mask Has Become a Liberal Virtue Signal)
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Fat Bastard memes in 3, 2, 1...


3 posted on 06/26/2022 9:20:52 AM PDT by UNGN
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His nose isn’t collapsed from cocaine abuse…


4 posted on 06/26/2022 9:24:32 AM PDT by EEGator
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The guy’s wearing a camouflage tent.


5 posted on 06/26/2022 9:27:07 AM PDT by Orosius
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The new general is personally responsible for eating 200 Ukrainian soldiers last month.


6 posted on 06/26/2022 9:31:23 AM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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Artie commands the Devil Dogs.


7 posted on 06/26/2022 9:32:13 AM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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General Artie Lange

Doesn’t even sound Russian. I can pronounce Artie Lange. Don’t even have to hock up a lugee.


8 posted on 06/26/2022 9:38:26 AM PDT by Pollard (If there's a question mark in the headline, the answer should always be No.)
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I think there’s some mis-reporting in there.

His real name must be Arent E. Large.


9 posted on 06/26/2022 9:38:48 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (We are living in 1984. We have always been living in 1984.)
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10 posted on 06/26/2022 9:39:22 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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General Halftrack is waiting for his turn.


11 posted on 06/26/2022 9:43:51 AM PDT by windsorknot
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It’s wafer-thin...


12 posted on 06/26/2022 9:46:31 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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Fire any sniper that can’t hit this guy.


13 posted on 06/26/2022 9:48:38 AM PDT by ArcadeQuarters (Remember the 2020 backstabbers. No more RINOs ever!)
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Did he get his uniform from Destination XL?


14 posted on 06/26/2022 9:49:00 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fauci is a despicable little turd)
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Putin had to scrap the bottom of the food barrel to come up this porker.


15 posted on 06/26/2022 9:50:13 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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The logistical support for rations will require a 20 box car train to support just this general alone.


16 posted on 06/26/2022 9:52:56 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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Yes, he could spend a few minutes on a treadmill, but note several things:

1. He’s not a woman, and almost certainly never was one.
2. He’s not a young pecker married to someone of his mom’s generation.
3. He doesn’t ‘look like America’.
4. He doesn’t wear a mask, with a welder’s helmet over it.


17 posted on 06/26/2022 9:54:56 AM PDT by BobL (My hatred of Necons/Globalists exceeds my love of Ukraine or any other country, other than the US)
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Putin's paying him in Pryanikis


18 posted on 06/26/2022 9:56:21 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fauci is a despicable little turd)
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I’m sure that picture will inspire confidence in the men.


19 posted on 06/26/2022 9:58:09 AM PDT by Reily
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General Aren’t Large


20 posted on 06/26/2022 9:58:59 AM PDT by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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