Skip to comments.Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection
Posted on 06/24/2022 1:58:18 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in order to lead an insurrection against the federal government.
"On January 6th, a branch of our federal government was almost overthrown because politicians used dangerous rhetoric that caused—wait, hold on everyone, I just got the update. Roe's been overturned!" said Representative Adam Schiff. "Okay, well if all the Republicans could please sit tight, there will be a brief recess while our Democratic caucus takes to the streets demanding we overthrow a branch of the federal government."
After closing down their presentation entitled "How Trump Undermined Institutional Authority", Democrats raced to join the crowd surrounding the Supreme Court building. "Rigged! Rigged decision!" shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren. "Judges must no longer be allowed to hold power! We will never abide by an illegitimate decision by an illegitimate court. Fight, fight!" she screamed as beleaguered police arrived in riot gear.
Despite the fact liberal states will still have the most permissive abortion laws in the world outside North Korea, Democrats helpfully painted the Supreme Court's decision as a matter of life and death. "They are literally going to enslave every woman in America and force them to have 17 babies," said Representative Ilhan Omar to a group of mentally unstable lunatics. "Which is why the Supreme Court cannot stand! To the streets!" she shouted, then returned to the House for a speech on why Trump's words were directly responsible for violence.
At publishing time, the January 6 committee had resumed its hearings to the stark sound of no one caring.
Ok that’s funny...don’t even think Democrats could see the irony.
That’s not even satire
The riots tonight are going to make Jan 6 look like a Teddy-bear’s picnic.
The Bee uttering truth that the MSM won’t touch.
Nope. Not satire. This is current news. All the Democrat big guns are out there making inflammatory statements working to incite violence while trying to maintain deniability. We all know it.
That’s probably why the Bee has a ‘Kavanaugh burns down his home just to get it over with’ story, too..
I was almost all the way through the excerpt when I realized it was the Babylon Bee, and that wasn’t because of the content, but because my eyes wavered, and I noticed it was from the Babylon Bee.
The Bee is no longer parody. It is straight up reporting of facts.
I have never bookmarked a Bee satire before but this one is so close to reality it’s going in my Jan 6 folder. Or, as I titled it, my Dem Coup Pelozi Insurgency folder.
I clicked on a News story and saw a post about Babylon Bee. Until then, I assumed this was true news. Maxine Waters & AOC are calling for insurrection:
Not satire, real...
They should storm the capitol building.
Nothing happened to them the last time.
Adam Schiff is now too busy setting up clothes hanger clinics to begin ripping nbabies from Wombs and filming the results.
This is the Bee at their best
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