Posted on 06/21/2022 8:13:28 AM PDT by Starman417
Biden, humming the theme from Top Gun, just fell off of his big boy bike while riding with his peeps in Rehoboth Beach. According to the lame-stream media, Trump jumped out of the bushes and yelled, "Miss me yet?" Startled, Joe toppled over faster than a fat kid on a wet slip-n-slide. Joe violently kissed the pavement and scuffed his leather aviator jacket with the huge China patch sewn on the back. Angry Joe lashed out and blamed gravity, the wind, and those dastardly Republicans.
Inquiring minds want to know: What the hell was Joe doing riding a bike? Seriously, Joe is older than dirt and can barely walk and chew gum at the same time. Joe is so feeble that he once fell over playing checkers. Lump bump!
Biden's mishap on the mean streets of Rehoboth Beach is a metaphor for Biden's entire presidency: INCOMPETENCE. Joe is confused and befuddled. He followed instructions and yet America morphed into a banana republic on his watch. He did what he was told and is mystified why his popularity is lower than whale sh*t on the bottom of the ocean. The stock market is in the toilet. Gasoline prices just hit an all time record high. I recently paid $5.69 a gallon for regular gas. People are shocked at the cost and vehemently curse Biden and the Democratic Party. Mothers can't find baby formula and many Democratic cities are cesspools filled with violence, crime, hatred and filth. The crisis at the southern border is so bad that U.S. Immigration officials are throwing in the towel and saying, "What the point?"
Joe is honestly befuddled. He did what he was told and cannot fathom why people hate him with such venom. Apparently, even Millennials are turning against Biden. You know, that entitled group, born on third base who go through life thinking that they hit a triple! They thought it was hilarious to vote against mean, orange, bad-man Trump. The lame-stream media passionately loathed Trump, so Millennials, like naïve sheep, tweeted ad nauseam, "WE HATE HIM TOO!" They hated Trump and his mean tweets and then vindictively voted for an old, senile, cognitively challenged, dinosaur. They aren't laughing anymore! At some point they stopped tweeting about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson stranded on Gilligan's Island and awakened from their stupor.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY KIDS!
Biden always wanted to be king but never should have been allowed to sit on the throne. Joe is a puppet and sooner, rather than later, his "trusted" advisers who told him what to say and where to sign will melt away like a snowball in hell. The damage has been done.
(Excerpt) Read more at floppingaces.net...
Trump posted this on Truth Social LOL
Trumps reaction to the fall
https://rumble.com/v191is3-trumps-golfs-and-biden-falls.html
Nah. Putin.
He had his left foot out of the clip but leaned to the right.
Cognitive confusion.
Not unlike sitting in a chair that isn’t there
He didn’t win. It was stolen. The small amount that actually voted for him are now hating it. If the media didn’t hide the steal then we may be in a better state of affairs. Now these reporters and media have to live in the same world they helped create..
It’s a wonder he didn’t break something on his right leg/foot
Nah there was a little girl over there he was attracted to.
He looked absolutely clueless on what to do
good one!
It’s a wonder he didn’t blame PUTIN!...................
This is how old people drive thru store windows.............
All the King’s horses & all the King’s men
couldn’t put Biden’s brain together again!
Joe Biden doing the Hokey Pokey.
Putting everything aside regarding my hatred of the old bow-hard Biden, what moronic secret service agent thought it would be okay to allow an 80 year old, dementia riddled President on a bike let alone secure his feet to the peddles with toe clips? Clips that said President has probably never used in his life? What the b’geezers is the advantage with Biden using clips? He’s not Lance Armstrong. This wasn’t the Tour de France. He was on a leisurely stroll on a bicycle (probably the first time in 30 years) for a photo op.
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