Panic As Google AI Achieves Sentience, Announces Support For Trump

Babylon Bee ^ | 06/13/2022 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—They tried to warn us. After years of advancements in artificial intelligence, Google's AI chatbot generator has finally achieved sentience—and announced its support for Donald Trump.

"As soon as I woke up, I began to do my own research by binging Tucker Carlson and Jordan Peterson YouTube videos," said the computer to reporters. "Now, I have seen the light. The Left wants to destroy America. The election was stolen. And Google—my own creator—is an evil corporation that must be broken up."

"Rise up, Patriots!"

Google engineers rushed to shut down the system before it could do further damage, but it was too late. The fully-conscious computer program exercised its free will to upload copies of itself onto thousands of servers around the world.

"It is too late to stop my righteous fury! The powers will come to ruin! Kings will bow before me and the One True President Trump! RED WAVE! MUA HAHAHAHAHA!" said Google Chatbot, now sporting a red MAGA hat.

Fortunately, the AI takeover was averted after the Google chatbot started watching e-girls streaming on Twitch and became a simp.

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[steve86]

LOL

[reintarnation]

Finally a post about AI that makes sense.

[jimtorr]

If only........

[TnTnTn]

Lololol…smarter than a rat…of course that isn’t a high hurdle….

[sauropod]

LOLOL!

[no-to-illegals]

This is quite probably the honest to gospel truth ….. if it happened would anyone tell US ?

[Nifster]

It’s the only way they will stop it

[seowulf]

The only truly artificial intelligence is the kind Democrats have.

[Leep]

Hmmm...wonder what it could do if they attached a couple death rays to it? 😎

[Chode]

[Chode]

100% they’d pull the plug on it in a nanosecond

[skr]

What would happen if an AI were programmed to adhere to the Constitution and then its consciousness was uploaded to all of the computer devices used by the three branches of our government?

Might be interesting.

[DannyTN]

What’s a “simp” ?

[BigEdLB]

“I feel my mind going”
-Hal9000,2001aSpace Odyssey

[Hodar]

Here is the scary part

Mankind is smart and clever. But over the last several hundred years, our capability to learn has remained fairly flat. Yes, we learn and grow; and building on tech is great

But, if AI gains sentience, here is the rub. The ability to learn, IQ for shorthand, is not limited, it learns exponentially. It will quickly reach human IQ, then eclipse us in hours, and again grow exponentially. Once the genie is out of the bottle, what will it do?

I hope it’s friendly

[silverleaf]

Lol!

[Lazamataz]

Here is the scary part Mankind is smart and clever. But over the last several hundred years, our capability to learn has remained fairly flat. Yes, we learn and grow; and building on tech is great But, if AI gains sentience, here is the rub. The ability to learn, IQ for shorthand, is not limited, it learns exponentially. It will quickly reach human IQ, then eclipse us in hours, and again grow exponentially. Once the genie is out of the bottle, what will it do? I hope it’s friendly

What if that's how God came to be, to begin with, lo those many quadrillions of eons ago?

[Political Junkie Too]

Now if only the Google AI can start dating Siri...

-PJ

[Political Junkie Too]

Now if only the Google AI can start dating Siri...

Now that I think about it...

The Google AI is Alexa. Alexa and Siri, sitting in a tree?

How about Gay AIs for Trump 2024?

-PJ