Posted on 06/09/2022 10:39:22 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation is abuzz with anticipation of the televised January 6 Committee hearing making its prime time debut at 8 p.m. ET. To top off the excitement of the House select committee's investigation, producers of the star-studded extravaganza have announced that Miley Cyrus will be the featured performer during the hearing's halftime show.
Other performers during the bedazzling spectacle will include Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Demi Lovato, and the ghost of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
"If you thought the Depp-Heard trial was exciting, wait until you get a load of this baby," said James Goldston, a former ABC News executive hired by the Democrat-led committee to really "wow" the American people with a multimedia presentation aimed at objectively and judiciously seeking the truth of what really happened that fateful day.
Republican lawmakers have pounced on the House select committee, accusing them of putting on a politicized, narrative-driven stunt rather than seeking truth. In response, GOP lawmakers have sworn to make their own January 6 Committee with cool, Republican members, lots of American flags, and a concert on Mt. Rushmore featuring Toby Keith and Morgan Wallen.
The January 6 Committee said the opening ceremony of the hearing will include previously-unseen video footage of the Capitol riots, followed by a ritual burning of Trump in effigy.
Those sitting in the gallery should have their whoopee cushions ready.
Fitting for a dog and pony show.
For a moment, I thought this was real. It would fit perfectly into the circus atmosphere of the phony scandal January 6 fakers.
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I would rather see Morgan Wallen and Toby Keith over all those other artists named.
It could happen... /Judy Tuneta
We’ve reached an all time for even for liberals. A half time show during a congressional hearing for entertainment purposes while trying to determination the possibility of a criminal act by a former government employee that was reached by the accumulation of top secret information that can’t be made public while the information they are using is in the same boat is about as illegal as they can go.
It’s also time to stop buying records and other things and not going to concerts with the following half time performers so they can gain an understanding that you can say it, but is it in your best interest to do so:
Miley Cyrus, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Demi Lovato made their decision, they should reap the benefits of their mistakes.
wy569
Funny if took me a solid 30 seconds to figure out it was a parody.
Honestly, how else are they going to make Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger and the Dem goofballs appear interesting? They hired Adam Schiff to do Graves disease Tepezza medicine commercials
This is their convention.
The Bee should get the Best Breakin’ News Award of the Millennium for this one. It’s great!!! The January 6 Super Bowel Halftime Show.
Presenting the “Pryde” Flag will be the Uvalde P.D. and Halftime Show Dancers.
The only thing that would make this circus porn complete is if she had live sex on the table with Eric Swallwell, but he's not on the committee, perhaps Adam Schiff.
Satire.
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me too
It gets harder and harder to do satire but they find a way.
“We’ve reached an all time for even for liberals. A half time show during a congressional hearing..”
You do realize this is Babylon Bee, right?
Sleeze bag
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