1 posted on
05/22/2022 5:44:21 PM PDT by
DFG
To: DFG
Come Lord Jesus be our guest and let these gifts to us be blessed, amen.
2 posted on
05/22/2022 5:47:53 PM PDT by
Born in 1950
(Anti left, nothing else.)
To: DFG
3 posted on
05/22/2022 5:49:24 PM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(When government fears the people, there is liberty.)
To: DFG
“Pray incantations in Latin - Catholics again”
Not allowed by our current “Pope”.
4 posted on
05/22/2022 5:55:44 PM PDT by
lizma2
To: DFG
I'm trying to remember the denomination of the people who prayed like this in an old movie: "Look out, Lord! We're gonna eat!"
I think it might have been a John Wayne movie, but not sure about that either.
5 posted on
05/22/2022 5:56:40 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
To: DFG
Praying with your arms lifted --- traditional Baptist trying hard to seem modern to her grown kids without attending their modern worship church.
Praying in a Selma accent -- Hillary at a luncheon on the campaign trail
Praying with eyes closed, head bowed, solemn and using a kind of broken English with some words that never were part of the English language but sound like they could have been centuries ago -- grown modern worshipper trying to make traditional Mama proud at the dinner table
Thanking God for a good hunt even though the meat they're about to eat was pastured, not hunted -- out of touch Republican politician at a luncheon on the campaign trail
6 posted on
05/22/2022 6:00:54 PM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: DFG
A church of Christ preacher went bear hunting for the first time ever. He took a 20 gauge shotgun loaded with 7 shot in to the Alaska wilderness and finally found a bear.
He shot it in the behind and the bear whirled around and charged. Stunned that the shot seemed to have little effect, he ripped off another shot and shredded the bear's left ear. On it came directly after him. He dropped the gun, took off running towards his pickup and suddenly tripped on a limb and fell face down in the mud.
He began praying earnestly reminding God he had been "...faithful, instant in season and out of season and, please, God, would you make that bear a Christian!". Immediately, all was quiet. He raised himself up, looked back, and the bear...only a few yards away now, was on his knees praying, "Dear God, thank you for this food we are about to eat."
8 posted on
05/22/2022 6:27:35 PM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: DFG
9 posted on
05/22/2022 6:27:45 PM PDT by
LilFarmer
To: DFG
Bless these microwave pizzas oh Lord, because some one, not naming names but looking at you April, plugged her hair dryer in where she shouldn't have and caused the GFCI to pop leading to the delicious pot roast that mom had going in the Insta-Pot not to cook while we were at morning services.
This, of course, is not a healthy meal but it is what we've got so bless it any way and let it nourish us some how.
Holy Spirit of Low Carb rain down upon us!
Amen.
(our oldest thinks he is a comedian)
12 posted on
05/22/2022 6:33:12 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
To: DFG
13 posted on
05/22/2022 6:45:51 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Inside every liberal is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
To: DFG
Good bread, good meat
Good God, let’s eat.
15 posted on
05/22/2022 6:52:04 PM PDT by
jy8z
To: DFG
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Who eats the fastest gets the most
17 posted on
05/22/2022 7:08:26 PM PDT by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
To: DFG
18 posted on
05/22/2022 7:13:01 PM PDT by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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