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Kamala Harris To Replace Neil DeGrasse Tyson As Host Of 'Cosmos'
Babylon Bee ^ | 04/22/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/22/2022 5:00:31 PM PDT by DFG

LOS GATOS, CA—With Netflix stock taking a nosedive, the company has committed to making big changes to attract more subscribers. This initiative includes replacing Neil Degrasse Tyson with Vice President Kamala Harris as the host for COSMOS: A SpaceTime Odyssey.

"We've had our eye on Kamala Harris for some time, to be honest," said COSMOS showrunner Francis Martin. "She's such an eloquent speaker known for giving truly captivating, informative speeches. But once we heard her most recent speech on space, we knew we had to have her."

Netflix has confirmed that Neil Degrasse Tyson—the well-known astrophysicist, planetary scientist, author, and science communicator—will now be taking a back seat to the Vice President. Kamala Harris will now be our guide as viewers embark on a journey throughout the cosmos, exploring the vastness of space that affects and connects us all.

"Space is very BIG. It's exciting and spurs us to ask the big questions," explained Kamala Harris in the COSMOS season 3 teaser. "How big is it? SO big! Where does the Sun go at night? And join me as we travel to Jupiter's moon Europa! There are more Jupiter moons, but Europe is one of the big ones—I have never been to Europa. HaHAha HAha!"

In her latest promotion for the upcoming season, Kamala announced that the show will undertake its largest voyage yet: traveling all the way back through time to help give the viewer a sense of how significant the passage of time is.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cosmos; kamala; space; tyson
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1 posted on 04/22/2022 5:00:31 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

I’m sure if some big media company had wanted Donald Trump to host a documentary series while he was President, all comments would have been approving.


2 posted on 04/22/2022 5:02:33 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: DFG

Space Cadet to Replace Spaced Out Science Guy.


3 posted on 04/22/2022 5:03:45 PM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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To: DFG

XD... almost got me...


4 posted on 04/22/2022 5:04:02 PM PDT by Sarcazmo
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To: DFG

Oh shoot.


5 posted on 04/22/2022 5:04:45 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: DFG

Can she film it on location?


6 posted on 04/22/2022 5:05:05 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: DFG

IMHO, that is about an even trade...
Whether educated (DeGrasse Tyson) or uneducated (Harris), nitwits are still nitwits...


7 posted on 04/22/2022 5:05:52 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: Sarcazmo

Bwawhahaaaaaaa. Nearly got me, too.


8 posted on 04/22/2022 5:07:03 PM PDT by Pigsley (I)
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To: DFG

Dammit...got me again for a moment.


9 posted on 04/22/2022 5:07:15 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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To: DFG

Beer almost shot through my nose!


10 posted on 04/22/2022 5:08:49 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: DFG

Hahahahahaha!!!!


11 posted on 04/22/2022 5:11:03 PM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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To: DFG; Conservative4Life

12 posted on 04/22/2022 5:16:13 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Steely Tom

LOL!

I look EVERY time I go to a thread these days.


13 posted on 04/22/2022 5:18:46 PM PDT by crz
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To: DFG

I miss Jack the Star Hustler

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eSB5RCQUfOA

Sometimes I go star gazing with groups out in the mountains or wherever and will randomly play the theme song.


14 posted on 04/22/2022 5:21:47 PM PDT by algore
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To: DFG

lol. thw bee is awesome


15 posted on 04/22/2022 5:23:18 PM PDT by tanstaafl.72555
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To: DFG

The vastness of the space between her ears.


16 posted on 04/22/2022 5:26:10 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what you get when gullible children run a 'news' channel.)
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To: DFG

Not the Bee.

https://www.businessinsider.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-asteroid-2018-6


17 posted on 04/22/2022 5:28:01 PM PDT by algore
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

It scrambled my eggs for 2 sec. until I regained composure and looked at the source.


18 posted on 04/22/2022 5:35:43 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: Bullish

...and her legs.


19 posted on 04/22/2022 5:36:21 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: DFG

She’ll be talking about ‘the vacuum of space’ (between her ears).


20 posted on 04/22/2022 5:45:45 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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