Posted on 03/24/2022 6:31:39 PM PDT by Rummyfan
What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of how many "yes" answers you come up with. The more affirmatives, the more likely you're a chick!
1. Are you always cold?
2. Has a human ever popped out of you?
3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?
4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?
5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.
6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?
7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?
8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?
9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?
10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?
11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?
12. Do you have two X chromosomes?
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9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?
Oh my!
The Bee is freaking hilarious!!!
Well.
I never give out,
And I never give in...
I just change my mind.
According to Billy Joel, I’m a Woman.
“Twitter is going to double ban them.”
They already did — IT’S SECRET DOUBLE PROBATION
Ouch! Was the author long time single or recently divorced? :)
Do you only know how to turn on light switches?
Do you only know how to open windows?
Do you think one hour of vacuuming is a huge deal and say so, but do not realize all the work your guy does in and out of the house because he doesnt say anything about it?
“I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability”
Sounds merely like he lived with women at some point and was observant.
Mr Bee will be sleeping on the couch for at least a month.
I don’t agree with all of them but of those that i do I would not express them openly at my current location:)
LOL! Best description I ever heard!
Wasn’t that a line from a movie featuring Jack Nicholson?
indeed!
I predict; BITTER divorce.
If not recently, soon...
Yes, from As Good as It Gets.
My wife has an amazing supernatural ability. When she is finished using something, a pair of scissors or whatever, she merely opens her hand and that object ceases to exist. It only reappears after a tedious search the next time she wants to use it.
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