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Posted on 03/23/2022 8:31:45 PM PDT by shadowlands1960
TWITTER JAIL—Writers for The Babylon Bee, currently inmates in Twitter Jail, are attempting to slowly tunnel their way out of their cells, according to an exposé by Dateline NBC. The dangerous inmates have allegedly concealed their escape tunnel behind a poster of their longtime crush Gina Carano.
"Some of the most ruthless and dangerous people on the planet are residents here in Twitter Jail," said Warden Parag Agrawal. "We have Trump and O'Keefe in isolation. Alex Jones is in and out of the hole... I would be very surprised if these Babylon Bee pests escaped."
"But sir," said Keith Morrison of Dateline NBC. "Have you checked behind that striking Gina Carano poster just to be sure?"
Warden Agrawal was reportedly confused by the question. "I'm sure I don't know who that is," he insisted.
Dateline producers interviewed several inmates, including the Babylon Bee writers.
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😂😂🤣🤣
Those folks are completely off the chart!
They remind me sometimes of the old National Lampoon!
They’re the best out there.
Buy this magazine or we’ll shoot this dog!
“Buy this magazine or we’ll shoot this dog!”
I’m gonna club a seal to make a better deal!” - Crazy Earnie
LOL
Da Bee is da bomb!
Remakes are often behind the 8 ball but the Beeshank Redemption might be a must see. :)
Slow Joe could be the old librarian who can’t handle life on the outside. They give him a job as President but he has to ask if his butt’s been wiped. When he goes to hang himself he lets the crow go free but it’s Kamala so it just sits and laughs and cackles as he does it.
Meanwhile Hillary the warden and Strozk the head guard are letting the Bee do the books, all while the Bee tunnels and plans a way for his buddy, Clarence Thomas, to meet him once he gets out of Twitter Jail...and the young kid with big hair the prison system gets rid of because he can bust the game up..Trump, of course!
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