Posted on 03/16/2022 10:41:23 AM PDT by Starman417
Idiocracy was a movie released in 2006. It was supposed to be a comedy but morphed into a sad documentary which envisioned "a disturbing prophetic look at the future of America-and-our era of stupidity."
The movie documents an Army experiment in suspended animation. Two subjects are preserved cryogenically and frozen in a time capsule. The Army forgot about the experiment and the time capsule was lost in the dust of time. Both subjects wake up in the year 2505 and discover that America is completely filled with dumb people. Apparently intelligent people stopped having children and stupid people procreated like rabbits. "Future" America is run entirely by idiots who are perpetually stuck on stupid.
The leader of "future" America is President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. President Camacho dictates that all crops must be watered with an energy sport drink called Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. Brawndo is full of electrolytes and five kinds of sugar so it must be good for growing things!
Why wait for 2505? Idiocracy accurately describes the goofy decisions of cognitively impaired Joe Biden in 2022. Our feckless leader, "Mountain Dew" Biden could be Camacho's great-grandfather. No one would be surprised if Joe signed an Executive Order demanding that all crops be watered with Brawndo because it has "electrolytes, you dumb, dog, pony soldiers." Dr. Fauci would hype electrolytes, whatever they are, and demand that everyone on the planet drink 4 cans of Brawndo a day.
Biden doesn't know what is going on with Ukraine. He doesn't know what's going on with ANYTHING. He's not cognitively capable of leading. He needs to RESIGN before our country suffers anymore.That's the dude in charge of our nuclear codes. God help us. Biden's cognitive ability maybe impaired but at least the country is safe from Trump's snarky tweets. Everyday I receive multiple e-mails from Don's campaign staff asking for my opinions and $$$. I don't have $ but I do have plenty of opinions. Not really sure but Trump may have invited me to Mar-a-Lago for lunch.
Lets go to the gag reel and review Biden's bloopers since his inauguration:
1. Abandoned Afghanistan. Joe pulled all of our troops out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night and forgot to tell anyone. Joe also forgot to take 84 billion dollars of our sensitive military equipment and left desperate, stranded Americans to fend for themselves. The optics of Americans begging for help looked really bad so Joe sent 1,000 troops back into harms way. 13 of those brave service members returned to the USA in body bags.
2. Closed the Keystone XL Pipeline. Why tap vast American oil resources when you can use taxpayer money to import oil from Russia, Venezuela, Iran, and Mars?
3. Biden "triple dog dared" Putin to invade Ukraine. Challenge accepted and Putin's tanks roll into Ukraine searching for some maternity wards to destroy. Under pressure by Peppermint Patty to do something presidential, Biden banned Russian oil imports. Biden forgot that we need Russian oil and then remembered that he moronically crippled his own energy industry. America was in crisis mode and Biden begged our BFFs, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Venezuela and Mars to pretty please pump more oil. They took a hard pass and collectively told Joe, "Sucks to be you "Mountain Dew." Biden is still waiting to hear from the Martians.
4. Gasoline at the pumps hit $6.00 a gallon. "Mountain Dew" Biden and Peppermint Patty blame, Russia, Trump, Witchcraft, Tic Tok dog videos and Leatherface who recently returned to terrorize Millennials. Idiocracy.
5. Inflation spikes. "Mountain Dew" Biden blames Trump, Corn Pop, Jussie Smollett and Scrooge McDuck. Idiocracy.
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Just on the Edge,
Don’t need to be crass.
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???;)
"But then an even greater force emerged: The un! And the un un-nazied the world! Forever!"
We're already running a prototype of "Oh, My Balls!". It's called "WipeOut" and it's hosted by a pro wrestler.
I'm not sure...
I would honestly prefer President Camacho to Biden.
“Yeah, I got a solution, you’re a dick! South Carolina...what’s up?”
“Not Sure”-——
Gotcha!
Oh please, some of us here have been observing the rise of the idiots for some 40+ years.
It’s started with a bang and progressed slowly through the country at first, but it’s been full burn, throttle to the firewall, for about the last 20 years or so.
And there’s plenty of blame to go around. All around.
c’est la vie
Dvd’s are perfect for that and The commentaries are
Great! I’ve been grabbing
Everything UN-PC for years!
Jack ass is pretty close too. Heck so was candid camera.
“At least in the movie it took a few thousand years for society to crumble. We’re less than a generation away now from the USA completely breaking down if nothing is done to reverse course.”
That movie may one day be cited by historians as the ultimate example of “Challenge accepted”....
Bulworth,
On the List!
Idiots, in the past year?? Hell, they’ve been around for decades!
It was a flop at the theaters and was pulled from release in less than a month. ...................
Not trying necessarily to resurrect a thread, but I remember reading this one a while ago. Had to look it up. Hubby came home from a week long business trip where this was mentioned, so we decided to watch it tonight. So far so good! We’re laughing our heads off!! Thanks for the tip!
It’s ridiculous, but great. (and our current direction)
I’d vote for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho...
It is ridiculous, and that’s what makes it so great!
How the hell did Hollywood manage to make this? It’s comedy gold!
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