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Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/24/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/24/2022 8:27:09 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.

"You think I'm joking, Vlad! I ain't messin' around here! You don't want me to use this!" said Biden to Putin in a Zoom call, motioning to a portrait of transgender admiral and Assistant HHS Secretary Admiral Rachel Levine. "This is the deadliest weapon the United States has ever produced, and I won't hesitate to use it on you! Watch out!"

Diversity and inclusion experts speculate the firepower in just one trans admiral is capable of leveling 3 Russian cities to the ground using the incredible destructive power of intersectional identity politics. Foreign policy experts believe Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities and will soon be forced to surrender.

Sources say Ukrainian citizens will certainly sleep better tonight knowing the power of diversity is on their side.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; levine; putin; ukraine
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1 posted on 02/24/2022 8:27:09 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Not funny.


2 posted on 02/24/2022 8:28:31 AM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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To: DFG

The Bee, right on point.


3 posted on 02/24/2022 8:28:53 AM PST by brownsfan (It's going to take real, serious, hard times to wake the American public.)
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To: DFG

ROFL! Actually, true.


4 posted on 02/24/2022 8:30:11 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: DIRTYSECRET

I can laugh at this. But it is sad too.


5 posted on 02/24/2022 8:30:43 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 35 days away from outliving Robert Reed (of Brady Bunch Fame))
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6 posted on 02/24/2022 8:32:13 AM PST by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: DFG

Hes a lot scarier than that Milley Vanilli, and the Woke Joint Chiefs.

Looks like zero military response is the Brandon choice.

Fake election.
Fake virus.
Fake vaccine.
Fake climate emergency.

Fake Brandon Junta succeeding in destroying the US.
Ukraine paying the price.

Brandon gonna ground Putin from trading NYSE for at least a week for this one.


7 posted on 02/24/2022 8:32:44 AM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: DFG
No more Mr. Nice Guy!!!
8 posted on 02/24/2022 8:33:31 AM PST by Beowulf9
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To: DFG

Diversity is our strength. The enemy will die laughing.


9 posted on 02/24/2022 8:35:00 AM PST by Hazwaste (Socialists are like slinkies. Only good for pushing down stairs.)
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To: DFG
Shortly we shall be hearing that Putin is expressing “white rage” and the Ukrainians are actually “people of color” and marginalized.
10 posted on 02/24/2022 8:37:24 AM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time
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11 posted on 02/24/2022 8:38:02 AM PST by EEGator
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To: DFG

😂😂🤣🤣


12 posted on 02/24/2022 8:38:51 AM PST by Allegra
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To: EEGator

i was thinking of that guy...i just cannot believe they put someone like this in charge of nuclear waste.


13 posted on 02/24/2022 8:39:25 AM PST by RummyChick ( )
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To: DIRTYSECRET

at the same time, putting a person so mentally unstable as to want to switch teams (if you know what I mean), should send chills down the spine of our enemies.


14 posted on 02/24/2022 8:39:35 AM PST by j_guru
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To: Worldtraveler once upon a time
I posted too soon and too late....

Cenk Uygur attacks 'right-wing' over Russian Invasion of Ukraine

"Right-wing doesn't love Putin just because he is an authoritarian, tyrannical leader, they love him because he's a WHITE authoritarian leader. Race has become more important than even nationality. They've turned on democracy and now even America, in favor of a white warlord."

Poor Trayvon Uygur, aka Cenk Floyd. https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4041077/posts

15 posted on 02/24/2022 8:40:50 AM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time
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To: RummyChick

There’s no way normal protocols were followed for him to get a TS/SCI.


16 posted on 02/24/2022 8:41:25 AM PST by EEGator
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To: DFG

This and the stepped up inclusion and diversity training should have out military in good shape.

No worries!


17 posted on 02/24/2022 8:43:55 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE ( ‘When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.’)
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To: DFG

Please give him to putin. After all it is for “the cause”.


18 posted on 02/24/2022 8:44:56 AM PST by Singermom
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To: DFG

Will he be wearing his goofy shield?


19 posted on 02/24/2022 8:45:10 AM PST by bray (The Vax is fake and deadly)
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To: DIRTYSECRET
But the Admiral knows what to do with a big torpedo.
It's on his her they he she.s resume.
20 posted on 02/24/2022 8:47:07 AM PST by Waverunner (I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
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