Posted on 02/13/2022 2:33:09 PM PST by DFG
LOS ANGELES, CA—Tonight's Super Bowl event has been temporarily delayed so LA authorities can clear out a homeless encampment that sprung up overnight on the 50-yard line.
"Unfortunately, we may have to delay the game by 30 or 40 minutes," said a maskless Mayor Eric Garcetti while trying to hold his breath as a big yellow bulldozer demolished a row of tents behind him. "Everything's fine. Nothing to see here! LA is a wonderful place to live!"
Some experts claim that the homelessness epidemic in LA is due to crushing government policies that drive up the cost of living and make owning a home impossible for anyone making less than $12 million per year. Other experts have condemned those first experts as "homelessphobes."
After being cleared from the stadium, the homeless crowd will be relocated to an encampment out of sight and out of mind, at least until the big game is over.
This one is too close to the truth.
Ha! I reported the “news” to my spouse and she believed it.
Whatever the Bee is paying their writers it’s not enough. SMH
Lol
Snopes will be on it declaring this mostly false.
I hope they posted the 50 yard line 30 days in advance, or they might be looking at a lawsuit.
Could have been mistaken for the halftime show.
Got me royally...Wake up girl...slap..slap..
They just showed several celebrities on TV a moment ago.
Sean Penn, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, etc.
NONE were MASKED!
Where is the mask police?
Lol 😆
Commie Cast has been down hard in my area for a while now. Having a cell phone hotpot as a backup is nice...
LMAO!
These guys are a riot.
Maybe they would let them stay, if they have masks, and vaccine passports. 😊😀 /S
The Bee almost got me on that one.
😂
To paraphrase Leona Helmsley; only the little people have to where masks
Need to call the officials back in. The homeless invaded the center field again during half time. Doing some kind of African dance ritual.....
Superbowl? When is it? Who is playing? /s
Who cares!
Just like DemoKrats do when they hold their Conventions in any city.
Naturally, when Republicans do it, they get demonized.
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