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4D Chess: Truckers Loot Nike Stores, Burn Some Cop Cars So GoFundMe Will Reinstate Them
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/05/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/05/2022 4:10:53 PM PST by DFG

OTTAWA—Truckers taking part in the Freedom Convoy have had their GoFundMe page reinstated after employing a clever tactic: burning cop cars, trashing minority neighborhoods, and looting Nike Stores to trick GoFundMe into allowing them back on the platform.

Smart!

"Er -- racial justice or whatever, eh?!" shouted one trucker disguised in a bandana, holding a fist of justice into the air. "We're fightin' for them, you know, them black folks and what-not, I tell you what, eh?

"All cops must die!" he added, before quickly adding, "Sorry."

After seeing the police cars burning throughout Ottawa, the smoke rising from black and brown neighborhoods around the city, and thousands of truckers running off with appropriated Nike boxes and Gucci bags, GoFundMe relented and allowed them to continue raising funds.

"We hadn't realized these truckers were actually noble activists on the right side of history," said GoFundMe spokesperson Mel Samurott. "We've immediately reinstated their account once we saw them punching cops, throwing bricks at conservative journalists, and kicking pregnant ladies."

"We apologize for the error."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antisocialmedia; babylonbee; canada; convoy; fascism; gofundme; ottawa; satire; truckers
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1 posted on 02/05/2022 4:10:53 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

With the Babylon Bee, the stories just write themselves in this crazy world we are in.


2 posted on 02/05/2022 4:13:59 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 24 days away from outliving John Hughes)
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To: DFG

Heh, good sarcastic example of how upside down the world is. Every time you look too closely at what the world thinks of as “social justice”, you see the devil smiling.


3 posted on 02/05/2022 4:16:57 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting who's brains are for dinner.)
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To: SamAdams76

“...kicking pregnant ladies...”


4 posted on 02/05/2022 4:18:25 PM PST by hoe_cake
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To: SamAdams76

plus put “SATIRE” in the caption of such items ... my irony satire has become discombobulated this past two years


5 posted on 02/05/2022 4:22:18 PM PST by cycjec (NO Con-Con NO)
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To: DFG

LOL, the truth is comical and reads like cynical sarcasm


6 posted on 02/05/2022 4:25:29 PM PST by KTM rider (The COVID 19 scam is simply TERRORISM )
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To: DFG

I have to remember to look first at the source! Almost had a heart attack here… 😳


7 posted on 02/05/2022 4:29:49 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: DFG

Hilarious because there’s so much truth in it.


8 posted on 02/05/2022 4:39:05 PM PST by GreyHoundSailor (LGBTQ - Let's Get Brandon To Quit)
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To: DFG

Got me, Babylon Bee.

Well played. Feelin’ like a dope!


9 posted on 02/05/2022 4:46:03 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: Beowulf9

Same here! :) BB does it again.


10 posted on 02/05/2022 4:46:50 PM PST by Maine Mariner
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To: cycjec

At this point, listing “Babylon Bee” as the source is the equivalent of including a [SATIRE] tag.

Plus it’s more fun.


11 posted on 02/05/2022 4:48:57 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

Always love the Bee but this one is just a tad too edgy. The lies perpetrated by CBC and friends are so close to something like this.


12 posted on 02/05/2022 4:48:58 PM PST by griswold3 (When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos)
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To: griswold3

The staffers at the Babylon Bee are so sly, they are like the comedy version of Precogs.


13 posted on 02/05/2022 4:51:19 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

This is the absolute truth. Just replace “truckers” with “BLM”.


14 posted on 02/05/2022 4:51:39 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: Maine Mariner

🤣


15 posted on 02/05/2022 4:54:48 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: laplata

ping :)


16 posted on 02/05/2022 5:06:55 PM PST by TigersEye (Ashli Babbitt was murdered)
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To: TigersEye

Thanks.

Yeah, all those White Supremist truckers (Including Indians, Pakistani’s and Sikhs) sure are destroying every place they go.


17 posted on 02/05/2022 5:11:54 PM PST by laplata (")
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To: DFG

btt


18 posted on 02/05/2022 5:24:22 PM PST by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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To: Beowulf9

Me two!!!


19 posted on 02/05/2022 6:27:19 PM PST by YouGoTexasGirl ( )
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To: one guy in new jersey

me too!


20 posted on 02/05/2022 6:28:07 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (The 2020 election Trump victory determines the fate f America and Freedom.)
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