Posted on 02/05/2022 4:10:53 PM PST by DFG
OTTAWA—Truckers taking part in the Freedom Convoy have had their GoFundMe page reinstated after employing a clever tactic: burning cop cars, trashing minority neighborhoods, and looting Nike Stores to trick GoFundMe into allowing them back on the platform.
Smart!
"Er -- racial justice or whatever, eh?!" shouted one trucker disguised in a bandana, holding a fist of justice into the air. "We're fightin' for them, you know, them black folks and what-not, I tell you what, eh?
"All cops must die!" he added, before quickly adding, "Sorry."
After seeing the police cars burning throughout Ottawa, the smoke rising from black and brown neighborhoods around the city, and thousands of truckers running off with appropriated Nike boxes and Gucci bags, GoFundMe relented and allowed them to continue raising funds.
"We hadn't realized these truckers were actually noble activists on the right side of history," said GoFundMe spokesperson Mel Samurott. "We've immediately reinstated their account once we saw them punching cops, throwing bricks at conservative journalists, and kicking pregnant ladies."
"We apologize for the error."
With the Babylon Bee, the stories just write themselves in this crazy world we are in.
Heh, good sarcastic example of how upside down the world is. Every time you look too closely at what the world thinks of as “social justice”, you see the devil smiling.
“...kicking pregnant ladies...”
plus put “SATIRE” in the caption of such items ... my irony satire has become discombobulated this past two years
LOL, the truth is comical and reads like cynical sarcasm
I have to remember to look first at the source! Almost had a heart attack here… 😳
Hilarious because there’s so much truth in it.
Got me, Babylon Bee.
Well played. Feelin’ like a dope!
Same here! :) BB does it again.
At this point, listing “Babylon Bee” as the source is the equivalent of including a [SATIRE] tag.
Plus it’s more fun.
Always love the Bee but this one is just a tad too edgy. The lies perpetrated by CBC and friends are so close to something like this.
The staffers at the Babylon Bee are so sly, they are like the comedy version of Precogs.
This is the absolute truth. Just replace “truckers” with “BLM”.
🤣
ping :)
Thanks.
Yeah, all those White Supremist truckers (Including Indians, Pakistani’s and Sikhs) sure are destroying every place they go.
btt
Me two!!!
me too!
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