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A Day in the Life of a Traumatized Journalist
WFB ^ | 4 Ja 2022 | Andrew Stiles

Posted on 01/07/2022 11:30:27 AM PST by Rummyfan

America's journalists are suffering, folks. Covering the Trump presidency and the COVID-19 pandemic was the physical, intellectual, and moral equivalent of serving on the front lines in World War II. Alas, because our nation's journalists are notoriously reluctant to draw attention to themselves, their trauma remains largely hidden from public view.

Until now.

The Washington Free Beacon has exclusively obtained the following excerpt from a diary entry written by a traumatized journalist. It documents a day in the life of an American journalist struggling to keep it together during what is surely one of the most traumatic periods in human history. Enjoy!

7:05 AM — Wake up. Remove N95 mask. Swab nose for rapid Covid test and set aside. Put N95 mask back on and assess inventory of remaining Covid tests. Supply is in good shape thanks to your editor, whose husband used to work for Antony Blinken's consulting firm.

7:10 AM — Place Gore-Tex sheath over N95 mask and take a shower. Weep silently for everything you and your fellow journalists have sacrificed during the pandemic. Think of story ideas to pitch to your editor.

7:25 AM — Check test results. Negative! Make some coffee and text friends (and family members you haven't disowned for supporting Trump or getting Covid) to let them know you're safe.

(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...


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KEYWORDS: chat; notnews; satire

1 posted on 01/07/2022 11:30:27 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

THEY are WEARING masks in the SHOWER?????

BEYOND STUPID.


2 posted on 01/07/2022 11:35:21 AM PST by ridesthemiles
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To: Rummyfan

Don’t forget the thrice daily use of Self Importance Spray.


3 posted on 01/07/2022 11:35:40 AM PST by lurk (u)
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To: ridesthemiles

It’s satire. Isn’t it?


4 posted on 01/07/2022 11:36:30 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Rummyfan

That is very good! Too short though.


5 posted on 01/07/2022 11:37:00 AM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Rummyfan

Very funny - but probably too close to the truth for comfort.


6 posted on 01/07/2022 11:37:16 AM PST by ScaniaBoy (Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine)
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To: Rummyfan

Meanwhile, in the real world:

Two journalists burned alive by gang in Haiti
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/06/americas/haiti-journalist-killing-intl-hnk/index.html


7 posted on 01/07/2022 11:37:23 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Not.satire.


8 posted on 01/07/2022 11:38:33 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Rummyfan

That was pretty funny.


9 posted on 01/07/2022 11:46:01 AM PST by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: BenLurkin
Two journalists burned alive by gang in Haiti

All cultures are equal.

10 posted on 01/07/2022 11:53:42 AM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Rummyfan
Loved the closing attribution:

Published under: Brian Stelter, Journalists

11 posted on 01/07/2022 12:11:53 PM PST by CedarDave (Pfizer's boosters: You just turned your immune system's functionality into a subscription service!)
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To: Rummyfan

AKA: “A Day In The Life Of A Fool”.


12 posted on 01/07/2022 12:29:46 PM PST by V K Lee (Our CONSTITUTION. Written with DIVINE assistence by very wise men. A document unlike any other.)
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To: V K Lee

In the old days journalists actually covered the news by being there...the fool in the studio just went from one to the next....Not like the wimps we have now....


13 posted on 01/07/2022 6:38:39 PM PST by Hojczyk
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