Posted on 01/04/2022 3:25:10 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Special agents involved in last year’s ‘January 6th Insurrection Against Democracy™’ are set to reunite as guests of honor at an extravagant gala hosted by the FBI. The event will reportedly feature live music and entertainment, with comedian James Corden acting as master of ceremonies.
Numerous celebrities and public figures are expected to be in attendance, including former FBI Director James Comey. “I’m really excited to be relevant again,” he said, excitedly rubbing his hands together.
According to sources, several private citizens have questioned why taxpayer money is being used to throw a lavish party for government officials. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki addressed these concerns during her daily press briefing.
“Well, first I would say, that President Biden is committed to the Build Back Better™ bill,” Psaki reasoned. “Therefore, he cares for the American people and, as such, cares deeply about how their money is utilized. So, obviously, it’s fine.”
Psaki went on to applaud the FBI for all their hard work that cannot be disclosed. The event will not be open to the public.
Dress code - jorts
Are they part of the “99% of agents who are good people”?
Get the cameras out and fully charged.
Bee ready
Joe Biden will give the opening remarks, “Basement Living Is My Key to Success.”
Okay, as soon as I saw the headline and lede, I bought it hook, line, sinker, and rowboat. I only got suspicious when I got to here:
including former FBI Director James Comey. “I’m really excited to be relevant again,” he said, excitedly rubbing his hands together.
Finally, I glanced a little warily at the attribution at the top. . .
It could be true. That's how good the Bee is, and how psychotic the DC Dems are. (It probably IS true.)
I don’t know if Hannity is fonder of these guys or the masked boys down at the market.
They’re partying…
We’ve lost the country.
Special award to be presented to Ray Epps for “his high level of leadership in motivating others”.
Rare to see several guys that age and not a single tat... almost like tattoos are against some sort of uniform regulation?
Hannity is such an idiot on so much.
See post 6.
And I hope you’re wrong, but admit you may be right.
As usual, the Bee is funny...
Is this the gay Soetoro and Holder wing of the FBI?
you have in inversely there Hockey, there may be one percent of fbi agents that aren’t dirty.
Whole agency should be scrapped, and a whole lot of the agents belong in prison.
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