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Biden Investigated For Threatening The President By Saying 'Let's Go Brandon’
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/27/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/27/2021 9:05:46 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The FBI is investigating a credible threat to the president by the president after President Biden was caught on camera during a live Christmas event repeating the phrase "Let's Go Brandon."

According to witnesses, the Bidens were speaking with a caller who uttered the notorious chant "Let's Go Brandon!" before hanging up.

"Let's Go Brandon! Yeah, I agree!" said Biden to the horror of witnesses and viewers across America.

"It was a truly dark moment for our democracy," said respected left-wing intellectual Joy Reid. "That dangerous right-wing white supremacist insurrectionist slur uttered by Joe Biden is a legitimate threat on the president's life and must be investigated immediately."

Experts are still trying to determine exactly how President Biden was seduced by the insidious toxicity of racist Republican slogans against himself, but some are suggesting it may be due to Biden spending unsupervised time on Facebook.

The January 6 committee has also issued a subpoena, demanding the president appear before the House to answer for his threats against the president.

"I vow to use every resource at my disposal to catch the perpetrator," said Biden in a statement. "We'll round up every person responsible and throw him in a paddy-wagon to be hauled off to the clink! Let's Go Brandon!"


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; brainlessjoebiden; brandon; fbi; jaredschmeck; letsgobrandon; oregon; president
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1 posted on 12/27/2021 9:05:46 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG
“Let's Go Brandon! Yeah, I agree!” said Biden.

That part, appallingly, is not satire.

2 posted on 12/27/2021 9:06:54 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

This trolling even beats the Biden photo with the kids wearing the Trump attire.


3 posted on 12/27/2021 9:11:43 AM PST by MNDude (Once you remove "they would never" from your vocabulary, it all begins to make sense)
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To: DFG

Libtards deserve President Retard - he represents them well 🤪


4 posted on 12/27/2021 9:15:58 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: DFG

Good one, Bee!


5 posted on 12/27/2021 9:16:11 AM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: DFG

Lol. Another home run


6 posted on 12/27/2021 9:19:51 AM PST by Bob434
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7 posted on 12/27/2021 9:20:20 AM PST by AnthonySoprano (‘’)
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To: DFG

ROFL!!!


8 posted on 12/27/2021 9:34:43 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: DFG


9 posted on 12/27/2021 9:48:20 AM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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To: rlmorel

Crime family holds meeting the godfather is losing it takes vote.


10 posted on 12/27/2021 9:52:25 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Vaduz
There was a thread from today: (13 Happenings from 2021 I would have never believed five years ago) and it is fairly weak, but to me, one of the things I would never have believed was that this mentally compromised man made it into office, and a majority of people who did actually cast a vote for him think he is doing a fine job.
11 posted on 12/27/2021 10:00:17 AM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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To: rlmorel

Mentally compromised man made it into office

When democrats get trusted (by voters)it happens.


12 posted on 12/27/2021 10:02:47 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: DFG

“Let’s Go, Brandon.” America’s newest “vulgar slur!” All Snowflakes and Marshmallows agree. If you don’t like the language, CHANGE IT! Every idiot with a “college diploma” knows that English is “wasis”.


13 posted on 12/27/2021 10:09:34 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: DFG

The Bee is the Best.


14 posted on 12/27/2021 10:12:06 AM PST by karnage
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To: DFG
"Let's Go Brandon! Yeah, I agree!" said Biden [...]

Doesn't that make it conspiracy?

Regards,

15 posted on 12/27/2021 10:17:39 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: DFG

I feel sorry for any good poly fiction writers out there. Reality is leaving them in the dust.


16 posted on 12/27/2021 10:22:19 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: rlmorel

Yeah I never had him getting past the primaries. After that I no longer made any predictions.


17 posted on 12/27/2021 10:46:01 AM PST by xp38
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To: xp38

Boy, it sure changed a lot of things for me. I didn’t expect what happened.


18 posted on 12/27/2021 10:53:48 AM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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To: MNDude

The trolling keeps getting better each time.


19 posted on 12/27/2021 11:11:33 AM PST by griswold3 (When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos)
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20 posted on 12/27/2021 3:59:31 PM PST by Twotone (While one may vote oneself into socialism one has to shoot oneself out of it.)
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