Posted on 12/22/2021 12:23:10 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation’s capital grew even more festive as the White House unveiled its facade lit with a resplendent light display spelling out the touching message, “YOU WILL DIE.”
The holiday message of light and hope comes at a dark time for our nation, as millions of Americans have chosen to ignore scientifically rigorous government lobbyists and refused to get vaccinated against a virus with a 100% mortality rate.
“Our country needs a message of hope from its leadership during this dark, deadly, perilous, disastrous, corpse-strewn winter season,” said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, “That’s why the President chose this message, so all Americans can hold their heads high…unless they’re unvaccinated, in which case they will surely die.”
Biden has reportedly already tasked staffers to prepare a New Year’s Eve fireworks show that will fill the sky with the message, “ALL IS LOST.”
The Bee exceeds every past satire!
Busted out laughing. Thanks.
Bee rocks!
I thought the Bee was supposed to be Satire...
These guys don’t get paid enough. I’m on the verge of subscribing.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
They all had been vaxxed,
And now they are dead.
Yow
LOL
“Our country needs a message of hope from its leadership during this dark, deadly, perilous, disastrous, corpse-strewn winter season,” said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki.
“That’s why the President chose this message, so all Americans can hold their heads high….......unless they’re unvaccinated..........in which case they will surely die.”
Ouch!
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Can I Steal That?
Jan Saki was noted saying, “Christ died for you, now it’s your turn to DIE!” She was also overheard mentioning that the death rate for COVID was at 115.00 %.
Sure, but there is room for improvement.
I would point out that we ALL die. The difference is that if you are a Christian, you can be confident in where you are going. This single point is the root as to why one group of people are not afraid of Covid-19 and one group is absolutely terrified of dying.
Most liberals / atheists KNOW IN THEIR SOUL that they are not worthy and will be found lacking in the final judgement. Thus they are desperate to push death away.
It’s the Black Plague for Christmas!
Instead of a sack of coal,
I’m devastated!
For only 25 dollars you can get a special DNC Christmas coffin ornament!
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