Posted on 12/16/2021 2:30:50 PM PST by DFG
MIAMI, FL—Tourists unloading from the ferry onto Liberty Island in New York Harbor were met with disappointment this week, as the pedestal upon which the Statue of Liberty once stood was empty. Instead, a stationery the size of a king bed lay on the pedestal with a message reading, “Fed up with New York, moving to Florida. - L. Liberty”
“I had just clocked into my shift this morning and looked up to see she was gone,” said security guard Feldman Baxter, while complying with the city’s mandates of wearing three masks outdoors, standing 20 feet from anyone else, rubbing his arm from his recent fifth booster jab, and ending each sentence with, “Praise Fauci.”
Reports flooded in of eyewitnesses seeing the fifteen-story symbol of freedom driving an oversized U-Haul down the Atlantic coastline, stopping only for gas and fish tacos.
“Wow, I love it here! I feel like I’m with my people,” said the Statue of Liberty while wading out to a small island off the coast of Miami to make herself comfortable in her new home. “I need to buy myself a bikini.”
At time of publishing, D.C. officials were investigating the now-empty marble chair of the Lincoln Memorial.
Best Babylon Bee title yet.
“At time of publishing, D.C. officials were investigating the now-empty marble chair of the Lincoln Memorial.“
If Lincoln’s statue ever got up and left DC, it wouldn’t be for Florida - he would have loved Fauci’s mandates.
AWESOME!
“”he would have loved Fauci’s mandates.””
WHY?
Watch CNN make a news story out of this....
CNN trembles before the power of The Babylon Bee.
The Bee continually outdoes itself.
Fish tacos? Good thing she doesn’t know about Rubio’s or she would have moved to San Diego (where she would be out of place).
It was just a matter of time.
I raised my eyebrows in disbelief...read a little more....The BEE won’t catch me. I’m alert. The world needs more lerts.
The Constitution maintains the sovereignty of states by enumerating very few express powers to the federal government, while those which remain in the State governments are numerous and indefinite.
Under Lincoln, the states were subservient to the federal government - just like with the Fauci mandates.
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