Posted on 12/08/2021 11:29:20 AM PST by DFG
U.S.—A new study found that politicians cannot be harmed from heart issues due to the COVID-19 vaccines, as they do not have hearts that can be affected by complications such as myocarditis.
"Politicians? Oh yeah, they're totally safe from getting any kind of heart inflammation," said the head of the study, Dr. Ree Boyd. "You kinda gotta have a heart to inflame, ya know?"
Experts say the study illustrates why politicians have been so quick to get vaccinated, while ordinary humans, who have hearts, are more hesitant. "It seems people who have a heart and non-lizard blood flowing through their veins are more likely to be worried about heart issues," said Boyd. "Lizard people tend to worry more about things like how to keep harvesting humans for a food supply and the eventual total domination of our planet."
"It's just a cultural and physiological difference it would seem."
At publishing time, another study had also found that politicians are entirely safe from ever getting brain damage.
Safe from Alzheimer’s, too.
Lol.
LOL that’s like Congress is safe from the zombie apocalypse because there are no brains there.
I would believe they had no balls, except they keep getting caught with their pants down.
Neither congress or their staffers are made to take the jab
Where can you find a job where you can lie to everyone every day and keep your job except weathermen.
Working for the Bee has the be the best job ever! Get paid to make fun of liberals- a target rich environment!
Babylon Bee or not, I don’t think politicians will be damaged by the vax because they aren’t taking it. Population control for thee, not for me, dontcha know!
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