Posted on 11/17/2021 4:25:42 PM PST by DFG
KENOSHA, WI—In what many are calling a tragic setback for social justice, local Antifa militants have been forced to postpone their planned riot in Kenosha. This comes after several supply chain disruptions, which have delayed shipments of bricks.
"We'll have to reschedule our violent destruction of this city," said local Antifa captain Xindo Camdenleigh. "Our shipments of bricks, bike locks, bear spray, billy clubs, baseball bats, Goldfish crackers, and fruit snacks are still sitting on a cargo ship outside of the L.A. Long Beach port."
The crowd erupted in a fit of wails, cries, and shrieks due to hearing the bad news, but also due to the cocktails of medications and drugs that were coursing through their veins.
"This would never happen if it weren't for capitalism!" yelled Camdenleigh. "Burn it down! Burn it all down! I mean—not right now, but on December 8th at 6pm when our shipment arrives."
Local activists are being encouraged to participate in other criminal activity that doesn't require bricks until then.
LOL!!!
When did the Bee switch to hard news in stead of its traditional satire?
Love the Bee!
+1
the pallet they just found came from mexco...
They arrived:
Leftists at Work: Police Officer Finds Suspicious Pile of Bricks in Kenosha Back Alley – Report
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/leftists-work-police-officer-finds-suspicious-pile-bricks-kenosha-back-alley-audio/
Shipping them green on a train.
I agree!!!! +1
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I know this is the Babylon Bee but Portland is fun to talk about.
I took a tour through Portland, Oregon 2 months ago & saw brick pallets in a couple of construction zones. Any venture capitalist that sinks money in that place is taking a gamble on a reasonable ROI.
My prediction is when these crazies come out of the winter months, they’ll be ready to “party.” If we get a hot summer in 2022 these loons are going to go “off the rails.”
These people are a gift, a midterm gift.
👍🏽👍🏽
And given the price of biden gasoline, they are going to have to save up for a few weeks to be able to afford enough molotov cocktails, unless they get a Soros Grant.
seriously, where are the riots? not seeing anything on internet search.
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